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Final pre game picks. FINS VS JETS

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Offense finally shows up. Thomas around 100 yards . Moore has no turnovers.
Defense shut down timid Jets offense.

24 - 17 FINS
 
I'll be watching to see how well we tackle in the early going. Demoralized teams start to get sloppy with the fundamentals. If Jets players are bouncing off our defenders, it's going to be a long night. Gotta take the crowd out so we don't have fifteen false starts due to not hearing Moore's snap count.

Not seeing this go well tonight, but I'm rooting for them anyway.

Jets 33
Fins 16

On the bright side, Carpenter boots 3 field goals, so we'll have our share of sideline gymnastics.
 
We beat them by 10, capped off by Dirty Snatcho throwing an INT in desperation mode with under 3:00 remaining.

Wake gets turned lose on the Dirty Snatcho and sacks him often and violently.

Santonio Holmes and Plexiglass are spotted on the sideline, smoking a Jay Jay, garnishing pistols in their jock straps and throwing the OC directly under the bus.

Fatasaurus Rex is spotted slobbering on Bart Scott's cleats.
 
What I want to happen:

Jets mistakes glaring as Dolphins get their first win of the season, 31-10

What will happen:

Dolphins cannot capitalize on Jets mistakes, lose defensive battle 17-7
 
Dolphins get killed by an angry Jets team. Sanchez plays one of his better games, Matt Moore proves he is a back-up, Daniel Thomas plays less than a half before tweaking his hammy again. The Dolphins are in the immortal words of Dennis Green "They are who we thought they were" which is a bad team.

Jets 35
Miami 9
 
dolphins 3, jets 0. dolphins drive down the field on the opening drive and sparano has them kick a field goal on 1st down. rex ryan dies of a heart attack in the 2nd qtr and the refs call the game. ryan is survived by a ham sandwich and his boyfriend mark sanchez.
 
Thomas tweaks hammy during game, Reggie and Lex do little damage on the ground. Moore has a good game playing catch up. He throws for 280 yards 2 Td's. But it still is not enough.

Jets 27 - 23. Suck for Luck lives on!
 
First prediction.....35-10 Jets.
Second prediction....I'll turn the TV off out of disgust before halftime.
 
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