Oh, I forgot endorsements. Um, I was just endorsed by Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor since I used to go to the same church as they did.
Patrick Surtain has also endorsed me because his kid went to the same day care as my sister did.
I saw Dan Marino when he visited my high school because he was thinking of sending his son there, O.J. McDuffie lived in my neighborhood at one point... uh, that's all I got.
These name drops of popular Dolphin players whom I've never actually said a word to doing anything for anyone?