Fins Continue Their Run Of Health - PFT

[Vaark]

An ode to strenuous conditioning! Apparently hard work compares favorably to Club Cam, eh? (and maybe a little love from Florio too.. or is it sarcasm?)

The Wednesday injury report is out, and the Miami Dolphins continue to have . . . no injuries to report.
Fins’ fans shrug at this trend of no reported injuries, and plenty of them don’t like that we keep pointing it out. But here’s the reality — after one fourth of the NFL season, plenty of players have something wrong with them. The fact that a guy fully participates in practice doesn’t mean he’s fully healthy.
Indeed, the “probable” designation means that the player is virtually certain to be available for normal duty. And so any player who has any type of injury should be listed as “fully participating” in practice on Wednesday through Friday, and as “probable” on Friday.
But not in Miami. They’re all healthy. And not just healthy enough to play. So healthy that there’s not even a single body part on any of the 53 players that is damaged even in the slightest.
Apparently, these aren’t men. They’re cyborgs.

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[NashPhin]

I have no idea why he keeps bringing this up. He must think the staff is involved in a massive conspiracy to conceal injuries.

 

[Dolpfan_72]

Oh Jesus there it is. Right there in bold print no less. All the proof I needed that this was the week someone would jinx us and we lose Ronnie or Penny.

 

[dolpns13]

another funny thing is JT missed basically all of training camp, and he's missed the past 2 weeks injured... He'd probably be healthy if he wasnt tutu'ing around and actually attended our OTA's and TC.

 

[LouPhinFan]

Personally that's what I think was the real reason we only won 1 game last year. The team was too soft after that joke of a training camp Cameron put the team through. Which is crazy considering the guy played basketball under Bobby Knight.
We had the talent to win at least 6 or 7 games last year, but the team was too soft.

 

[dolpns13]

Personally that's what I think was the real reason we only won 1 game last year. The team was too soft after that joke of a training camp Cameron put the team through. Which is crazy considering the guy played basketball under Bobby Knight.
We had the talent to win at least 6 or 7 games last year, but the team was too soft.

Training camp? That was training camp! All this time I thought it was girls scouts meetings. ****

 

[Vaark]

I have no idea why he keeps bringing this up. He must think the staff is involved in a massive conspiracy to conceal injuries.

Yeah, he's always had a hardon for Parcells since arriving here, but sarcasm, not withstanding, our players have held up well during the games and no matter how he meant it, the team's health really is an ode to conditioning and BP's supposed withholding of information comes right out of "The Art of War." Either way, it's a good thing IMO.

 

[Nublar7]

Florio likes to mkae stories out of nothing. Not the first time he has done this, and it won't be the last. He has made this loud and clear in the past that he is not a big fan of Parcells. So, when Miami hired him, he has had numerous stories about conspiracy theories involving the Dolphins.

If every story Florio posted about the Dolphins were true over the last year, Mike Tice would be head coach, Miami would have had picks taken away for the hiring of Ireland, the hiring of Sparano, and the signing of Smiley.

According to him(in May), the Dolphins botched the situation with Jason Taylor. Vernon Gholsten would have been drafted #1, because there is no way Parcells would be sincere enough just to negotiate with Long(was a definite smoke screen according to him).

Now Parcells is lying because no player is on the injury report. He is trying to make a story where there is not one.

 

[flounder97]

There's lots of gray area with the injury report...some coaches put guys on for a hang-nail while others put probably for a guy with a broken leg. All-in-all, the team is just really healthy which is the most important thing.

 

[BrewMan13]

I agree that this is a great thing, nice to see that all the hard work these guys put in is paying off. In one of the many articles I've read, they mentioned that even on days off, the weight room is usually full. Considering how hard the practices are said to be, that speaks volumes about this team.

 

[tmny99]

I like this...we all know that there are guys out there with bumps and bruises (heck I'm positive that there isn't a player that is 100 percent). The thing is if no one has an injury that can cause them to miss a game, then why list it on the injury report so the other team knows what's ailing that player if he does in fact play. Point in case, EVERYONE in the world knows that Westbrook now has broken ribs, and I'm sure he will take some sort of pain-killing shot to play, but anyone who doesn't think the other players will take that into consideration is kidding themselves. It's human nature to use an advantage to gain an edge over your competition.

 

[ADavieDolphin]

it's impressive, but shawn murphy is still injured i think, sparano just doesnt activate him in games so why put him on the injury report...

great conditioning... keep up the superior health fellas

 

[t-dubya]

I can't believe Martin isn't on there after that rediculous hit on Sun.

 

[GoonBoss]

The guy runs a website that thrives on half and quarter truthes, coupled with wild leaps of faith. It's coast to coast AM for football people.

 

[Myles Fynch]

The guy runs a website that thrives on half and quarter truthes, coupled with wild leaps of faith. It's coast to coast AM for football people.

Sounds like more military disinformation to me. I hope you're getting paid for this.