Instead of constantly worrying about team chemistry or fit, Dolphins are deliberately going the other way. Here is the cutting edge recipe, as far as I can tell – line up one of the dumbest, possibly most racist guys (apologies to Riley Cooper) in the league next to an emotionally unstable nerd that lacks confidence. Make sure coaches and front office staffed by autistic football robots with absolutely no interest in things like “fun” or “happiness” or "people". Put talented accused interstate gun-runner and friend of suspected serial killer next to them. Spend the offseason worrying about “the rest” of the offensive line. Hand out $200 million in salary and inflate expectations. Then, let former #1 overall pick and consummate pro walk for nothing. Sign Overweight Notorious Love Boat Partier and walking Strip Club Incident when toxic brew does not prove toxic enough. Book playoff tickets.
Fins thinking outside the box
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