DKphin
Active Roster
I got a kick out of this because this fits me to a tee except no.3 because I do not have any kids, but if I did I would force them to root for the Phins.:D
http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/five-ways-you-know-youre-an-old-school-miami-dolphins-fan-96053531. You have a Murphy's Law mentality.
2. You still call it Joe Robbie Stadium.
3. You forced your kids to root for the Dolphins.
4. You know all the words to the worst fight song ever made.
5. You would prefer the Dolphins go back to their old logo.