Yesterday I was so mad...that I laughed hysterically at each and every thing that happened after the score was 14-0. The Jaguars game was a reality check, and I went into this game promising myself to have a grand ol' time if the Dolphins dolphin'd up the joint.
The best part? It all was so predictable. I could have made a killing calling out what was going to happen every play. For example, this is the scene with my friends and I during the game, and what I would say:
1st down for the Dolphins? "Watch this, they'll 'establish the run' after not doing so next game. They will get 1 yard max." It happens, cue laughter.
1st down for the Bills? "Watch this, they'll run for 9 yards." It happens, cue laughter.
2nd down for the Dolphins? "Watch this, they'll pass for 7 yards, setting up 3rd and short. The world knows they won't run on 3rd down though, so this will be pointless." It happens, cue laughter.
3rd down for the Bills? "Watch this, the Bills will get stopped short by the Dolphins. Dolphins players will flex. The Bills will shrug because they can't get stopped by the Dolphins on 3rd down, even if it is 3rd and 76 yards." It happens, cue laughter.
3rd and long for the Bills? "Watch this, they'll get 20 yards against Brice McCain." It happens, cue laughter.
3rd and long for the Dolphins? "Watch this, the Bills know Tannehill can't pass further than 9 yards, so against all sane thought Tannehill will throw a 2 yard pass even though he needs 10 yards." It happens, cue laughter.
4th down for the Dolphins? "Watch this, the Dolphins either punt or go for it and WORST CASE SCENARIO EVER will happen." It happens, cue laughter.
4th down for the Bills? "Watch this, the Dolphins will get a dumb penalty and the Bills' drive will continue until they score." It happens, cue laughter.
It's QUITE a fun game!
