Fun with Haiku - subject, **** Tom Brady #deflater

[Aqua Shadow]

Not sure if this will get much attention but I saw a good one on PFT comments which was:

Brady cheats a lot
Patriot's fans are crying
makes four tainted rings

I came up with one myself:

Lies to the Commish
Suspension is imminent
Fans line up to jump

Da Nile, river
Brady drowns in sea of lies
Denial, last hope

 

[EvilDylan]

Tom Brady, soft balls
Tarnished legacy and rings
No hall for you, Tom.

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[Bumpus]

Incessant cheating
Deception and cover ups
The Patriot way

 

[DolFan in NE]

Tom Brady lying
Pats fans heads up their asses
I sit back and laugh

 

[I am Bane]

slithers all throughout
cowardly coiled at sight
immortality

 

[Aqua Shadow]

Boy oh Boy, Tommy
You ****ed it up good this time
Never Man oh Man

 

[#1 Fan]

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