Funny Marino Story

[alopez34]

since the news of marino in the skills comp i thot i would post this story in what i thought was a pretty funny meeting between the GOD of Qb's and my little brother.

this is a true story. My little brother saw dan the man at his son's hockey game against myself in what i think was his second to last year. He did not have a great game the week before which we had attended. My brother was around 5 years old and had heard my dad say during the game " Dan Marino stop throwing the ball to the other team". So he sees Marino and walks up to him and taps him on the knee.
Marino-Hello
Brother- Dan Doritoes DONT THROW THE BALL TO THE OTHER TEAM!!!
Marino-(laughs) I try not to.(laughs again)
5 min later brother taps him on the knee this time with a football
Marino- Hello again.
Brother-Dan Doritoes can we play catch.
Marino- of course but ill try not to throw it to the other team(laughs)
guy threw left handed perfect spirals each time. my god he could throw

 

[finsrule84]

Dan Doritoes....

 

[FuturePhin]

Thats preaty sweet. Any Marino story is. I have yet to meet him or even see him for that matter. Maybe some day.

 

[Noodle Arm]

You know I said the EXACT same thing to him back in '99 and got punched in the face. :tongue:

Seriously though cute story. My ex-boss ued to have a lot of Marino stories (I worked at a sports memorabilia place, and Marino used to sign a lot of things for us)...one time in the early 90's my ex-boss asked him about WR Tony Martin and Marino said "Oh Tony Martin" while pretending to fumble a football (like a dropped pass).

 

[alopez34]

just a little note he also signed the ball

 

[cowboyfrank82]

my mom is a Dolphins fan and my step dad is a Cowboys fan so we saw Marino and my mom asked him for an autograph then me and my step dad spit in Marinos face and threw our drinks on him and said youll never know what a superbowl ring is and then proceeded to insult him he was such a nice guy he didn't do anything back

 

[Fitz]

lol I doubt it.

 

[saves]

lol I doubt it.

for some reason i do too

 

[inFINSible]

my mom is a Dolphins fan and my step dad is a Cowboys fan so we saw Marino and my mom asked him for an autograph then me and my step dad spit in Marinos face and threw our drinks on him and said youll never know what a superbowl ring is and then proceeded to insult him he was such a nice guy he didn't do anything back

:hmmm:
Marino told me a story about two uncoordinated drooling guys with Turrets syndrome blabbing on and on about a ring around their soup bowl. He said he felt so sorry for them, he autographed their female friend's chest, even after they accidentally spilled a drink on him. He said he had his finger inside her panties the whole time they were talking to him.

 

[mazz030]

I was down in Florida about a month ago and stayed in South Beach. I was with a few guys from work and we were going to go out to dinner together at Joes Stone crab (popular upscale seafood restaurant in South Beach) I was running late, so I told my friends that I would meet them at the restaurant about 15 minutes late. When I arrived they were talking about how cool it was that Marino was sitting on the table behind us but when I got to the restaurant he had already left. None of my friends are Dolphin fans so they could not understand how upset I was being 15 minutes late from meeting Marino!
They told me that he had finished his dinner, so they shook his hand as he was getting up to leave.

Bummer for me!

 

[painnotpleasure]

Dan Doritoes... Hilarious. Thanks for the amusing story to say the least.

 

[thewicked1isher]

:hmmm:
Marino told me a story about two uncoordinated drooling guys with Turrets syndrome blabbing on and on about a ring around their soup bowl. He said he felt so sorry for them, he autographed their female friend's chest, even after they accidentally spilled a drink on him. He said he had his finger inside her panties the whole time they were talking to him.

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[alopez34]

I cried in shame that night how could he call him Dan Doritoes and while i was playing its not fair

 

[TIDEPHISH]

my mom is a Dolphins fan and my step dad is a Cowboys fan so we saw Marino and my mom asked him for an autograph then me and my step dad spit in Marinos face and threw our drinks on him and said youll never know what a superbowl ring is and then proceeded to insult him he was such a nice guy he didn't do anything back

you know i have lived in dallas for 8 years now and for some reason i dont doubt this because this is something that only a s.o.b. cowboy fan would do .

 

[painnotpleasure]

you know i have lived in dallas for 8 years now and for some reason i dont doubt this because this is something that only a s.o.b. cowboy fan would do.

:roflmao: :roflmao: