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Not to be confused with contrived mascot-on-mascot violence, when Wisconsin's Bucky Badger was taken out during a 1999 game, it was actually by a Michigan State male cheerleader.

Bucky had stolen the Spartan flag, stomped on it and then began waving it tauntingly to the student section. Out of nowhere, an MSU male cheerleader enters the frame with a flying chest-high tackle. Bucky went down hard and the cheerleader stayed on him as a swarm of Wisconsin cheerleaders tried to pull him off. Once they got him off, the Sparty defender got in another shot, knocking Buckey down again.

Sadly for MSU, it was the only decent tackle they made all day as Ron Dayne and the Badgers rolled 40-10. Tight-lipped coach Nick Saban actually complimented the cheerleader's tackling ability in a later interview. As if being a mascot weren't humiliating enough, you get beaten down by a male cheerleader. Rough.
 
I thought male cheerleaders were ***s until I saw one of them in highschool openly pimp 3 of the hottest cheerleaders at my school. From then on, I never made fun of male cheerleaders.
 
Tenacious D/O said:
I thought male cheerleaders were ***s until I saw one of them in highschool openly pimp 3 of the hottest cheerleaders at my school. From then on, I never made fun of male cheerleaders.
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:sidelol:
 
hey i made fun of male cheerleaders too but then my dad told me his friend was a male cheerleader and the reason why he was one is because of the camp. there was a total of 4 boys and 150 girls. lol oh good story
 
:sidelol: saban is that man that all i have to say :sidelol:
 
I can see the locker room speech afterwards...shaming the players on defense by pointing out how the cheerleaders tackled better than them...literally.
 
how is there humour in a story about our "godlike" coach
being punked 40-10?

where was the "hillarious" statement by nick?

and how does that drubbing make him "the man"?

the mascot is the story, not nick.
 
ckparrothead said:
I can see the locker room speech afterwards...shaming the players on defense by pointing out how the cheerleaders tackled better than them...literally.
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Nick Saban: Explain to me how a cheerleader was able to tackler better than you?

LB: ...Well.......

Nick Saban: SHUT UP!!!! JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!! WE'RE RUNNING BREATHERS WHEN WE GET BACK!!!! *turns around* Maybe I should cut you for that cheerleader.
 
Redneck Friend said:
how is there humour in a story about our "godlike" coach
being punked 40-10?

where was the "hillarious" statement by nick?

and how does that drubbing make him "the man"?

the mascot is the story, not nick.
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ARE YOU SERIOUS???
 
Speaking as a mascot myself, this is one of the reasons why I don't go overboard trying to piss the opposing team off. I actually did get into a fight with another mascot once, and I would post the link, but it was way back in 1998 and the archives on the newspaper's website only go back to 1999. If any of you are curious, here's the link to my team's page:

www.rochesterhonkers.com

I'm pictured in the upper right-hand corner.

Edit: Actually, you can access the article. You have to sign up, but it's fast and free. Go to http://www.brainerddispatch.com/stories/archive.shtml. Click on the October 1996-2.14.1999 link at the top right, then click July 21-31 under 1998, then click the link "Life of a Mascot Ain't Easy." (7.29.98) The picture is of me standing over Woody after kicking the crap out of him.
 
Redneck Friend said:
how is there humour in a story about our "godlike" coach
being punked 40-10?

where was the "hillarious" statement by nick?

and how does that drubbing make him "the man"?

the mascot is the story, not nick.
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were u at one time a cheerleader or are u just gay?
 
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