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Good News Dolfans: Front Office people have started looking for new jobs.

A sign on a Wendy's near my house says they're hiring.
 
It wouldn't hurt my feelings at all for Bill Cowher to be our next HC,if he still wants to coach again.
 
To me the Front Office people already looking for jobs is GREAT NEWS!!!!! Because that means no more Jeff Ireland.
 
Gruden/cowher + luck + hard knocks would be fun

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If Ireland worked at Wendy's, he'd order pizza dough instead of burger meat.

I can see him behind the register going, "Hello, welcome to Wendy's. Would you like a free frostee and oh by the way is your mother a prostitute?"
 
I can see him behind the register going, "Hello, welcome to Wendy's. Would you like a free frostee and oh by the way is your mother a prostitute?"
Jeff "Hi can I take your Order? "
Patron "Chocolate Shake Please"
Jeff " Ok here is your Cherry Coke"
Chubbs
 
Ireland: Hi! May I take your order?

Customer: Yes, I'd like a side salad with fat free dressing and a diet coke.

Ireland: Ok, so I have two double cheeseburgers, two small fries and two small frosties. Will that be all?

Customer: What? No. That's not what I ordered. I want a side salad and a diet coke!

Ireland: I understand, sir, but these items are of better value and if you just give them time to develop, I believe you will be pleased.

Customer: What the hell is your problem???

Ireland: Well maybe if your momma wasn't a hooker, I wouldn't have a problem...SNAP!

Customer: That's it!! I'm gonna smash your face in!!!

Ireland: Yeah, right. I played football. I was a kicker, *****!

(Customer proceeds to beat Ireland to a pulp and then stuffs him in the ladies room toilet)
 
It wouldn't hurt my feelings at all for Bill Cowher to be our next HC,if he still wants to coach again.

When Ross went to see Harbough he had some harsh word for the whole adventure and stated something about not even talking to teams that still had a coach under contract.
After Tony is gone I'm sure him or Gruden get the first call.
 
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