Guess I'll Join the Club... Things I learned in South Florida this Weekend

[mor911]

• Sickfin is a sick ****.
• Mindwarp can (and will) devour 100+ ho wings.
• The Mor's roommate is a fuzzy cat for not wanting to come with us to Hardrock.
• Cris is the best drug dealer I know.
• Cris is the best drug dealer Tex knows.
• Tex has herpes, ghonorea, stphlis, and hepititis.... Although he only claims hepititis.
• FinsintheMoon is a damn pimp
• Short black people are much faster than big white people.
• Taking your shirt off gives you a tactical advantage in a football game.
• Sex is possible when you can't move your body.
• Cocaine is one helluva drug.
• Samphin is some sort if Mexican/indian/hungarian/polish mutt.
• Blae is terrifying looking at o-line.
• Finatic has no neck.
• Short black football players intimidate big white football players.
• Big white football players intimidate short black football players.
• If the opposing team has a 5' black guy with dreads that looks like this:
  http://www.cbsnews.com/images/2006/08/15/image888daee0-838a-4a37-aee9-3ac2124735e2.jpg DON'T PLAY THEM.
• It is entirely possible to talk about *****' and homosexuals for an hour and have the table still be considered straight men.
• Mindwarp is whooped.
• The Mor rules.

That is all.

 

[Mike13]

Goo stuff.

 

[Skeet84]

Very Interesting!

 

[Samphin]

Dude...I am not polish...polish catholic...get it right moron. Great stuff as usual Mor.

 

[Phineas64]

Sounds like a really good weekend.

 

[Motion]

 

[Mindwarp]

Mindwarp also has kids you turdgobbler.

 

[Celtkin]

Funny stuff, bro

 

[Mindwarp]

ok i will add to this

• People not from south Florida will make 2 coolers with over 50 Gatorades disappear
• some people talk more then the produce, and some produce more then they talk
• Playmakers don't listen to your playcalling and always want the deepball
• FITM is a wolf in sheeps clothing
• A 5'0" short skinny black guy can take down FITM for a loss of yards.
• FITM wears Nuthugger (exposed by the take dow)
• The Mor's "look" will work on any woman.
• getting hit in the face by Skeet, Finatic, and Rudy back to back will leave you seeing spots.

 

[Stitches]

You forgot to mention you learned first impressions aren't always accurate. In other words I'm not as much of a weakling as you thought. :shakeno:

 

[Mindwarp]

so so true stiches.. I thought you were going to be the weak link on the team. boy was I wrong. Stiches was laying people out :)

 

[mor911]

As the only (white) person not sun burned... I have to also assume Stitches is an albino.

 

[Stitches]

As the only (white) person not sun burned... I have to also assume Stitches is an albino.

Dude I got sunburned on my legs and neck where I didn't put sun screen. But I am VERY white. i don't tan. if not for freckles I might very well look albino.

 

[Motion]

 

[Farmer]

As the only (white) person not sun burned... I have to also assume Stitches is an albino.

he didnt get burnt cause he was covered in dirt, didnt you see his arms/face/legs? nowhere for the sun to reach. ive already started peeling, pretty gross


good stuff Mor...as Texas said, dont wanna mess with the love child of ricky williams and deangelo hall. sick nasty