BREAKING NEWS: BLOCKBUSTER TRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RICKY TRADED TO MOON FOR TWO MOON ROCKS, A THIRD AND A SEVENTH ROUND PICK. Moon GM Neil Armstrong and Randy Muller of the Dolphins finally came to an agreement regarding half back Ricky Williams, reports the Moon Times. While the NFL has yet to aprove the trade, early reports from Moon camp report that the Dolphins will shuttle Ricky Williams to their training facility on the moon this friday in exchange for two moon rocks, the moons third and seventh round draft pick. It is likely that the moon rocks will play running back and strong safety. Dolphins HB Ronnie Brown, when asked about his feelings about splitting carries for yet another year seemed excited, "Its alright with me" Brown said, "I am straight with the rock"
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