Happy Birthday me...

[mor911]

It's not my birthday yet. In about 43 minutes, it will be July 28th. I will be 25 :D

I'm already half drunk, and if I didn't have to work in the morning, I'd be at a bar/club/strip joint or something. It's been a cool 25 years. Some of my accolades include:

- Crashing in an H3 helicopter

- Spending 4 years in Puerto Rico

- Shooting someone in the foot

- Screwing approximately 75 women between the ages of 18 and 27

- Drank every combination of liquid death there is

- Served 5 years in the US Navy

- Hosted an after hours party at my house that ended up with about 100 guests in a 3 bedroom home

- Was promoted to the technical trainer of a $50 million company

I'll be here at midnight to get crazy.. :rofl3:

 

[d-day]

let me be the first to say... happy b-day mor :)


edit - i'm sending her over to your house...
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y36/jgheinrich/sub1/sub2/sub3/aaa1.jpg

 

[TerryTate]

Happy Birthday!

Brag much?

You give me a number to shoot for, even though I'm more about quality then quantity, or so they say

 

[mor911]

You guys rock! That woman is gonna be perfect d-day...

My birthday/promtion party is gonna be at Capone's on river front this friday night.

So, any 21+ people that wanna get crazy with the mor, come to Capone's in Ft Lauderdale's River front on Friday night, and look for this guy:

:evil:

 

[PHINATIC13]

Happy B-day man!

 

[PHINATIC13]

P.s. work on some women over 35 you'll be amazed:evil:

 

[mor911]

I'm officially a quarter-century old... Holy crap.

 

[Jt0323]

happy birthday man

 

[ILPhinFan88]

I'll match you plus a decade on Sept. 28th

 

[phins17]

Happy Birthday Mor!!

 

[mor911]

Thanks everyone! :D

 

[Buddwalk]

dude sorry i missed it but happy bday anyway man