Help The Fins Out With Their New Years Resolutions

[Vaark]

Now that this season's in the record books (literally), it's time for the guys, like most everyone else, to establish some goals to make 09 even more noteworthy. (Of course, like my own, which I rarely end up keeping), it's not unusual for any of them to have more than 1 resolution.)

I'll kick it off with a couple:
MIAMI DOLPHINS 2009 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

Jake Long – I will work to improve my pass blocking making whatever training sacrifices necessary to make WV forget Matt Ryan

Joey Porter – I resolve to try to think more before I speak

Dan Carpenter – I will work on leg strength in order to add at least 5 yds to my kick offs

Teddy Ginn – I will practice, practice, practice running more precise routes

Ricky Williams – I resolve that any time the urge to smoke some ganja gets too strong, I will overcome it through the calming effects of aroma therapy and plugging into my biorhythmic cycle

Justin Smiley – I will return even better than ever and do more than my fair share in making our OL a league top 10 unit.

Andre Goodman – I resolve to rouse myself out of summer hibernation by game 1 this upcoming season

Jeff Ireland – I resolve to take my best shot at signing Haynesworth without being ridiculous about it

Jason Allen – I resolve to do an impactful imitation of Lazarus next season

Stephen Ross – My resolution is to let the professionals do their thing without interference.

Fins Cheerleaders – We resolve to exercise a little more will-power next season in keeping our hands and lips off Vaark

 

[SabanHater]

Chad Henne - I will continue to learn and study under Chad Pennington who is a true professional.

 

[PhinsPhan122]

Ernest Wilford - I will try to produce enough so that I am no longer paid over $1.5 million per reception.

 

[nosleep]

Brandon Fields - I will attend Mike Scifres offseason punter fantasy camp

 

[JimToss]

Samson Sateale: I will grow longer arms.

Bill Parcells: I will gain more weight, so I'm not tempted to "walk" away with 9 million for doing nothing.

John Beck: I will make VW forget all about Matt Ryan. Plus I think I'll hold onto the ball. (We can all dream)

 

[alexwr4]

Teddy Ginn – I will play like a man, I will fight for every yard; girls are on the sideline screaming ronnie`s name

 

[Myles Fynch]

Channing Crowder: If invited back, I promise to practice my fundamentals so I don't bounce off opposing ball carriers like a Raggedy Anne doll. There is tons of Zach footage in the Dolphins complex, and I will study every frame meticulously.

 

[juniorseau55]

Now that this season's in the record books (literally), it's time for the guys, like most everyone else, to establish some goals to make 09 even more noteworthy. (Of course, like my own, which I rarely end up keeping), it's not unusual for any of them to have more than 1 resolution.)

I'll kick it off with a couple:
MIAMI DOLPHINS 2009 NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

Jake Long – I will work to improve my pass blocking making whatever training sacrifices necessary to make WV forget Matt Ryan

Joey Porter – I resolve to try to think more before I speak

Dan Carpenter – I will work on leg strength in order to add at least 5 yds to my kick offs

Teddy Ginn – I will practice, practice, practice running more precise routes

Ricky Williams – I resolve that any time the urge to smoke some ganja gets too strong, I will overcome it through the calming effects of aroma therapy and plugging into my biorhythmic cycle

Justin Smiley – I will return even better than ever and do more than my fair share in making our OL a league top 10 unit.

Andre Goodman – I resolve to rouse myself out of summer hibernation by game 1 this upcoming season

Jeff Ireland – I resolve to take my best shot at signing Haynesworth without being ridiculous about it

Jason Allen – I resolve to do an impactful imitation of Lazarus next season

Stephen Ross – My resolution is to let the professionals do their thing without interference.

Fins Cheerleaders – We resolve to exercise a little more will-power next season in keeping our hands and lips off Vaark

New Years Resolutin for me is to see you in a Miami Dolphins G-string.

 

[Vaark]

New Years Resolutin for me is to see you in a Miami Dolphins G-string.

Well I appreciate that being your Resolutin, but I can do even better to make your cold lonely winter nights a little less so. .. and it goes without saying, thanks for your contributions to this thread.