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[h=2]Miami Dolphins: Tesla Roadster[/h]
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When most people hear the name Miami Dolphins, the last thing that comes to mind is defense. Yet somehow the Dolphins managed to have the sixth-best defense in the league last season. Despite having a powerful defense the Dolphins still managed to finish the season with a measly seven wins.
The Tesla Roadster is a car that is most unsuspecting. It runs solely on electricity yet has a 0-60 time of 3.7 seconds. However, its top speed is only 125 mph and it can only run for around 250 miles.
A Tesla Roadster, like the Dolphins, looks great on paper but ends up falling short of being a real contender. They both have great low-end torque but are easily beaten by cheaper competitors.
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...ng-each-teams-defense-to-an-automobile/page/7
 
"looks great on paper, but falls short"? one sentance after... "on paper they don't look that great, but they were actually ranked 6th last year?"

contridictions for the win!
 
Bleacher Report: Airport Terminal New Stand

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Like the National Inquirer the Bleacher Report falls short of reporting almost anything of fact and appeals to more of a fictional audience. It is readily available at most side corner newsstands in the form of half-witted comments from any Buffalo, Jets or Pats fan. It is also famous for providing humor and chuckles to most who read the poorly edited articles about whatever the poster feels like writing about. Much like the airport news stand it provides good entertainment on a long a weary trip to and from wherever it is you need to go but after reading it has a 99.9% chance of finding the trash can or starting a fire in the wood stove.
 
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First time I've seen a football team compared to a car but eh our defense will be the strength of the team like the past 10 years have been.
 
I've been in one of these before (haven't driven it). They are very futuristic looking.

The Dolphins defense is going to be sick this year, that's for sure. And Bleacher Report sucks.
 
When most people hear the name Miami Dolphins, the last thing that comes to mind is defense
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Really??? Seems to me this team has been all about defense during the Post-Marino era.
 
"The Fins Defense cuts like a Ginsu Knife. No matter how tough the meat, its blade might bend but will rarely break. It will, more often than not, at its whim end up slicing, dicing and shredding the helpless slab of meat it renders immobile" - Vaark

Why is some quote from a basement armchair savant from Blah tcher any more credible than mine?
 
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