Homer / Hater Complaint Form. Just fill in the blanks and post!

[Penthos]

Why waste your time and energy coming up with unoriginal, negative tirades or rose-colored, homergasmic, praise-a-thons when you can just fill in the blanks and submit? ...

I totally verb name!

Name is the adjective noun I have ever seen! When name verb noun, it was the adjective noun in a very long time. Name should be seriously verb until noun!

I think I speak for everyone when I say that name can go straight to noun.

Here's an example:

I totally worship Brandon Marshall!

Brandon Marshall is the best receiver I have ever seen! When Marshall blocked Witner, it was the sweetest hit in a very long time. Brandon Marshall should be seriously feared until his retirement!

I think I speak for everyone when I say that Brandon Marshall can go straight to the Pro Bowl.

 

[Tunaphish429]

Good idea, bad execution..