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How Teams Spent Their Bye Weeks …
Chicago: Wondering when Brian Urlacher will get hurt; moving into first place in the NFC North with a 1-2 record; explaining to friends and family that the NFC North is still considered pro football.
Cleveland: Asking the Broncos if they can have their defensive line back; asking Romeo Crennel what it was like to coach an actual NFL team; asking the Bengals to wait up.
Miami: Wondering whether their teal and orange locker room is somehow insulting to women and homosexuals; listening to Ricky Williams tell stories of life as a Lenny Kravitz roadie; prank-calling Dave Wannstedt.
Pittsburgh: Practicing laterals; interviewing potential replacements for the Heinz Field game clock operator position; riding motorcycles without helmets; waving a Terrible Towel at whatever crosses their path; making fun of Pitt's football team.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/051003&num=2
Chicago: Wondering when Brian Urlacher will get hurt; moving into first place in the NFC North with a 1-2 record; explaining to friends and family that the NFC North is still considered pro football.
Cleveland: Asking the Broncos if they can have their defensive line back; asking Romeo Crennel what it was like to coach an actual NFL team; asking the Bengals to wait up.
Miami: Wondering whether their teal and orange locker room is somehow insulting to women and homosexuals; listening to Ricky Williams tell stories of life as a Lenny Kravitz roadie; prank-calling Dave Wannstedt.
Pittsburgh: Practicing laterals; interviewing potential replacements for the Heinz Field game clock operator position; riding motorcycles without helmets; waving a Terrible Towel at whatever crosses their path; making fun of Pitt's football team.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/051003&num=2