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How would you enhance the game?

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First, I would lo-jack the field and put a tiny transmitter in the ball so there would'nt be any more 'favorable' spots.

Second, I would have huge holographic projections of silverback gorillas going ape **** after every sack.

Third, after every score by Ricky Williams, I would encourage all of the fans to chant OHMMMMMM.

Lastly, I would bring back the infamous "Fan Man" for a quick, redemptive delivery of the game ball against the Jets (love/hate you guys).


So how would you enhance the game at the stadium (please don't reply 'by banning your dumb ***')?
 
Interesting...I would get rid of the sissy penalties that the NFL has imposed. I think they are getting close to playing professional flag football.

I would make ticket prices a little cheaper, that way families with 5 or 6 people could afford to go to a game and not have to sit at the top of the stadium.

Lastly, I would allow fans on the sidelines during warm-ups to get an upclose view of the field and the players.
 
Not sure how to enhance the game...
But we can enhance the board by "banning your dumb ***."

Naw I'm just kidding, but I do have a feeling this thread will be sent somewhere other then the main forum.
 
If we could a a strip tease for every TD. One cheerleader has to get Nakid per TD.

Note: the opposing team cheerleader.. lol when we score they have to strip.
 
I know people like the divisions, but I would eliminate playing the same 3 teams twice a year. Open it up so each conference has the top 6 teams making the playoffs. Still play the traditional rivalries, just not as often..
 
1) Rather than a coin toss I would implement a joust off where one player from each team is selected to mount an ostrich at opposite sidelines. A first down marker would be used as the joust. The players would then charge directly at each other and attempt to knock the opposing player off their ostrich with the first down marker.

2) Fire Breathing Dragons

c) Field goals and extra points would be replaced with catapulting a midget through the goal posts. Let's face it, kickers aren't football players anyway.

4) Big head mode.

5) Lasers.
 
There are no beer guys at the stadium. You have to get up and walk 2 miles and stand in line for 20 minutes. We need more beer guys.
 
WhiteShoeWillie said:
1) Rather than a coin toss I would implement a joust off where one player from each team is selected to mount an ostrich at opposite sidelines. A first down marker would be used as the joust. The players would then charge directly at each other and attempt to knock the opposing player off their ostrich with the first down marker.

2) Fire Breathing Dragons

c) Field goals and extra points would be replaced with catapulting a midget through the goal posts. Let's face it, kickers aren't football players anyway.

4) Big head mode.

5) Lasers.
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WhiteShoeWillie said:
1) Rather than a coin toss I would implement a joust off where one player from each team is selected to mount an ostrich at opposite sidelines. A first down marker would be used as the joust. The players would then charge directly at each other and attempt to knock the opposing player off their ostrich with the first down marker.

2) Fire Breathing Dragons

c) Field goals and extra points would be replaced with catapulting a midget through the goal posts. Let's face it, kickers aren't football players anyway.

4) Big head mode.

5) Lasers.
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I must say, I ****ing agree.
 
3. Get rid of the horsecollar rule.
2. Reinstate the wedge on kickoffs.
1. Stop babying QBs.
 
Get rid of the commercial after a kickoff. It's ridiculous that they go to a commercial then show the kickoff then go back to a commercial.
 
omg people very easy get rid of the refs
 
WhiteShoeWillie said:
1) Rather than a coin toss I would implement a joust off where one player from each team is selected to mount an ostrich at opposite sidelines. A first down marker would be used as the joust. The players would then charge directly at each other and attempt to knock the opposing player off their ostrich with the first down marker.

2) Fire Breathing Dragons

c) Field goals and extra points would be replaced with catapulting a midget through the goal posts. Let's face it, kickers aren't football players anyway.

4) Big head mode.

5) Lasers.
Click to expand...

Couldn't have said it any better myself, good post.
 
If there is one thing i liked about the XFL it was the way they worked their coin toss or lack there of.
put the ball at the 50 each player on their 35 and see who gets the ball.
I would also get rid of all kickers no extra points, fg's or punts and for kickoffs the qb throws the ball as far as he can
 
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