Get skewered the most I think:
Embarrassed Man Frantically Clears Search History After Googling Jets’ Playoff Chances
GALLOWAY, NJ—Cursing himself and sweating as he tried to eliminate all traces of what he’d done, embarrassed local man Chris Burnley was said to be frantically clearing his internet search history Friday after googling the New York Jets’ playoff chances. “Jesus Christ, what the **** is wrong...
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