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Humor: How do you solve a problem like Tom Brady?

How do you solve a problem like Tom Brady?
How do you catch his ribs and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means pariah?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! Ass clown!

Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay
In the pocket and make him pay?
How do you drill his face into the sand?

Oh, how do you solve a problem like Tom Brady?
How do you clench the East Div in your hand?
 
Thanks for the thanks, Ruckus! And for the amazing lyrics, LoneStarPhin!

So funny! :-)

Making fun of Brady never gets old, cause that the refs treat him like he's wearing a dress and a glass slipper, lol.

LD
 
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He's good, but Ryan Tannehill is bigger and a lot stronger, and younger.
 
Solve a problem like Brady?

Let him retire.
 
The same the Giants did in two super bowls. Good defense and a LOT of pressure. Make him uncomfortable.

Also, score a lot of points so he can't catch up.
 
phinfan1983 said:
The same the Giants did in two super bowls. Good defense and a LOT of pressure. Make him uncomfortable.

Also, score a lot of points so he can't catch up.
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And pay the refs to not throw flags to give them a tuck rule call or pass interference.
 
You can do what the. Giants did and pressure him to make mistakes, don't give up the big play. By making them earn yards in small pieces it gives more opportunities to get after Brady, hit him, force an error. Watch what SD did to Manning, it's very similar.
 
How do you handles brady ? WAKE / VERNON / ODRICK and JORDAN
Pummel him into submission
I curse every time we play coverage against him.... open the Gates and unleash the Fury!!!
 
I was surprised to learn that Jimmy Wilson has stepped up as the QB of our DBs and with Clemons tells them what to expect and directs where they should be on the field. If our pass rushers are giving Brady fits, our DBs could be dangerous. Expect Brent Grimes and Nolan Carroll to continue their good form and play big games.

BTW if we are embracing the ridiculous in Salzberg, Austria and Tom Brady is singing like Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music (TSOM), then I would have preferred to hear his version of Eidelweiss. Oscar Hammerstein wrote it on toilet paper to pad out the movie and I'm sure that Tommy has a terrific falsetto voice.
 
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