Humorous take on the 2006 schedule

[SCall13]

Didn't see this posted. Pretty funny. Enjoy.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=gallo/060407

 

[HysterikiLL]

Indianapolis at NY Giants -- NBC's Sunday night schedule opens with the "Manning Bowl." Forget going against his little brother's team; Peyton Manning is probably more excited just to be playing in a bowl game that doesn't have "Citrus" in the title.

 

[HysterikiLL]

Miami at Chicago -- Two franchises still not completely healed from their respective Dave Wannstedt eras take the next step toward recovery.


:rofl:

 

[Alex44]

Seattle at Detroit -- The Seahawks return to the site of last year's Super Bowl, and the Lions already have their game plan drawn up: "Leave Jerramy Stevens wide open at all times."

I love this one for some reason lol

 

[BrazForPhins]

Buffalo at New England -- New England opens against a 5-11 team that has a new coach, making it a bit tough for the Patriots to claim the NFL is using the schedule to conspire against them this year.

New England at NY Jets -- The conspiracy against the Patriots continues as they are forced to play the mighty Jets.

Miami at New England -- The Patriots are faced here with the displeasure of actually having to play a decent team from within their division for the first time in years. That doesn't seem right. Down is up, up is down. The whole world is crashing around us.

NY Jets at New England -- Eric Mangini returns to New England to take on Bill Belichick. And a hundred bucks says there's at least one fan sign in Foxborough that reads: "We still love Mangina."

Detroit at New England -- Seriously, this brutal schedule the Patriots have is so unfair! The inhumanity!

lol

 

[Silverphin]

Miami at New England -- The Patriots are faced here with the displeasure of actually having to play a decent team from within their division for the first time in years. That doesn't seem right. Down is up, up is down. The whole world is crashing around us.


Got that right.

 

[ih8brady]

Pittsburgh at Jacksonville -- Jaguars cornerback Rashean Mathis said it was a "statement game" last year when Jacksonville beat Pittsburgh in overtime. He was right. The statement was: "We're barely good enough to beat a team quarterbacked by Tommy Maddox

Buffalo at Detroit -- J.P. Losman and whoever the Lions quarterback will be at this point go head-to-head to see which team can get better 2007 draft position in hopes of selecting their replacements.

JP Losaman :monkeyl:

 

[DolphinDevil28]

Arizona at Atlanta -- The league's two most mobile quarterbacks go head-to-head.

 

[playmaker1]

Miami at Chicago -- Two franchises still not completely healed from their respective Dave Wannstedt eras take the next step toward recovery.


:rofl:

:sidelol: so true

 

[TotoreMexico]

Cleveland at Baltimore -- Punting is awesome.

 

[ih8brady]

Pittsburgh at Atlanta -- Like Valtrex is to herpes, Troy Polamalu is to Michael Vick.

OMFG, I can't believe he went there! lol


!Viva Senor Mexico!

 

[DolphinDevil28]

Cleveland at Baltimore -- Punting is awesome.

I love that one.

 

[DolphinDevil28]

NY Jets at Miami -- As though the lives of Jets fans aren't depressing enough, now they have to watch their team ruin Christmas for them, too.

 

[Dolphins=LIFE]

re:

This guy seemed to REALLY support the Phins in that entire thing, niiiiice

 

[AquaInferno]

NY Jets at Miami -- As though the lives of Jets fans aren't depressing enough, now they have to watch their team ruin Christmas for them, too.

Best one