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I found proof that the hurricane WILL hit Miami.

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"There's not going to be a hurricane," Dave Wannstedt said. "It will miss us. We'll be fine. We're not adjusting to anything. That's the only thing I'll guarantee right now."

Sorry about the bad joke but, how the he// could this moron make this statement?

He guarantees?!?!? :shakeno:

Is there a top 10 list of dumbest things Wanny has ever said? I would like to submit this for consideration in the top 5....

What a ******* idiot. :nono:
 
That takes the cake.If he is as accurate a weather forecaster as he is a personnel evaluator we will have the hurricane parked in our living rooms.
 
Look At It This Way If Hurricane Does Not Hit, Dave May Have A Job When The Dolphins Dump Him.
 
I know Wannstedt is very religious. Maybe he figures he's in tight with The Almighty. Maybe he'll pull a Reggie White and start talking about how God told him the hurricane would miss Miami.
 
Dave: "Oh.....I thought you meant Hurricane Ivan......there's another hurricane??"
 
Maybe we've been wrong all this time and we've doubted the true power of Wannie! He has the power to divert and or stop hurricanes in their tracks! Um, I guess he chose not to do anything w/ the previous 16, but this one HE WILL STOP! Of course he hasn't had any power to do anything w/ the o-line, but hey.
 
How funny will it be if the Hurricane comes late Saturday, early Sunday and they DO reschedule it? THen all the media can jump on him and say..."Coach, I thought you said the hurricane wasn't coming and you guaranteed a Sunday @ 1 kickoff.? What happened?"
 
Well, it seems to me that usually the safest place to be when a hurricane make landfall is the exact place that it is ORIGINALLY forecast to hit. Hurricanes almost NEVER hit where they were forecast to go.
 
Except for Frances, which hit EXACTLY where it was forecast almost two weeks beforehand...
 
inFINSible said:
Sorry about the bad joke but, how the he// could this moron make this statement?

He guarantees?!?!? :shakeno:

Is there a top 10 list of dumbest things Wanny has ever said? I would like to submit this for consideration in the top 5....

What a ******* idiot. :nono:
Umm.. I saw the clip on the news and it was actually quite funny. It is about HOW he says it, his facial expression, and how the media guys reacted to it (laughing) that makes it funny. Dont judge a quote so quickly.
 
inFINSible said:
Sorry about the bad joke but, how the he// could this moron make this statement?

He guarantees?!?!? :shakeno:

Is there a top 10 list of dumbest things Wanny has ever said? I would like to submit this for consideration in the top 5....

What a ******* idiot. :nono:
Thats hilarious. Me and Bringbackshula saw that yesterday, and died laughing. Maybe hes planning a future in meteorology.
 
Dolphin1184 said:
Umm.. I saw the clip on the news and it was actually quite funny. It is about HOW he says it, his facial expression, and how the media guys reacted to it (laughing) that makes it funny. Dont judge a quote so quickly.
So explain what made it so funny....was he joking??

How about a little more info????
 
inFINSible said:
Sorry about the bad joke but, how the he// could this moron make this statement?

He guarantees?!?!? :shakeno:

Is there a top 10 list of dumbest things Wanny has ever said? I would like to submit this for consideration in the top 5....

What a ******* idiot. :nono:

:roflmao:

Dave is in the wrong profession!
 
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