I Need Help Choosing a Fantasy Team Name For a Pats Fan

[Fin-Loco]

I won a bet (not the one with you @fishfanmiami) with a rabid Pats fan. Winner allows the other to pick their fantasy team name. I need everyone to REALLY go as dark and mean as they can. He's really talked quite a bit of smack so he deserves something that upsets him everytime he sees it for the next four months.

What do you have for me?

 

[Kebo]

Stairway Tua Heaven

 

[nando03]

Tua and 0 against Bellicheat!

 

[fishfanmiami]

Kraft's Hoes

 

[StacheOfTheFins]

OnlyFins

 

[StacheOfTheFins]

Mac’N Cheats

 

[Fin-Loco]

Stairway Tua Heaven

The winner so far but let's see what else we can get.

 

[Fin-Loco]

Still looking for a winner.

 

[circumstances]

No Brady No Success - Pats Suck

 

[traptses]

Hangin with Aaron Hernandez

 

[Rev Kev]

Pastie Pants

 

[Fin-Loco]

Still not quite there yet.

 

[circumstances]

The Gilmore Girls

 

[mnphinfan]

Kraft's Hoes

Kraft's Rub and Tuggs
Asian Delights
The Lotus Flowers
The Spank Bankers

How dirty we talking? Because this is pretty low hangin fruit.

My personal favorite to call any New England fan though is the Cheatriots. I just sets them off in the perfect way.

 

[Duriel]

Not original, but I’m sure he’d hate to have to call his team the Cheatriots.