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I think I am going to sacrifice one for the team...

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Every time me or my dad buys a jersey for any one of our teams the player gets devastatingly hurt, gets traded, is a budding superstar and turns to trash, or busts super hard right after we get the jersey. So I think i am going to bite the bullet and order me a Brady jersey. See examples below:


Matt Harvey 2016
Ronnie Brown 2005
Ike Davis 2013
Jay Ajayi 2017
Ricky Williams 2004
Noah Syndergaard 2017

Cursed....
 
Do that and also grab yourself a BB Hoodie as well.....

That way they can finally go out together like they have always wanted..
 
And because they're cheap, grab a Cutler and Moore one for shits and giggles...keep that mojo working.
 
ReppinThe941 said:
Do that and also grab yourself a BB Hoodie as well.....

That way they can finally go out together like they have always wanted..
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Yeah thats a good idea. I guess Ill just buy the patriots first round pick jersey every year from here on out.
 
I would go get a jets jersey as well but they seem to be doing a bang up job of fuc*ing up their own organization. So Ill let them be.
 
At least you didn't buy a Dion Jordan Jersey and only get to enjoy it for 1 pass deflection against the Gronk, LMAO!!! Turkey Bowl attire.
 
TannDaMan17 said:
At least you didn't buy a Dion Jordan Jersey and only get to enjoy it for 1 PD against the Gronk, LMAO!!!
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Yeah that sucks. I still cant believe we blew the third pick in the draft...
 
catzero4 said:
Yeah that sucks. I still cant believe we blew the third pick in the draft...
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It was Ireland's parting gift to the franchise, he could see the writing on the wall :wall
 
TannDaMan17 said:
It was Ireland's parting gift to the franchise, he could see the writing on the wall :wall
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How that guy has a job still is mind blowing. The guy almost single handedly kept this team in the shi11er for years.
 
The Madden curse isn't working against Brady. I don't know if anything else will work
 
BahamaFinFan78 said:
The Madden curse isn't working against Brady. I don't know if anything else will work
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This is true. He probably gets younger at heart every year because hes banging Gisele. So we may be eternally screwed.
 
Let's do the man a favor and start a gofundme. We can buy the most expensive version so we are certain it works the first time
 
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