I tweeted Tannehill

[MarinoEqualsGod]

Dear Ryan, I tweeted you but you still ain't tweetin back
I left my Instagram, my facebook, and a link to finheaven chat
I sent two tweets after last game, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the cell service or something
Sometimes my thoughts come out incoherent when I type 'em
but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your wife?
I've been posting lots lately, liven that life.
If I played WR guess who I be better then
Your boy Brian Hartline
I read about your past couple of games, I'm sorry
I had a friend who played like **** to and everyone turned against him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got a jersey from when you played for A&M
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like when you played wideout that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is DolphinChris

Pure. Awesomeness.

 

[MarinoEqualsGod]

Dear Ryan, I tweeted you but you still ain't tweetin back
I left my Instagram, my facebook, and a link to finheaven chat
I sent two tweets after last game, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with the cell service or something
Sometimes my thoughts come out incoherent when I type 'em
but anyways; screw it, what's been up? Man how's your wife?
I've been posting lots lately, liven that life.
If I played WR guess who I be better then
Your boy Brian Hartline
I read about your past couple of games, I'm sorry
I had a friend who played like **** to and everyone turned against him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got a jersey from when you played for A&M
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like when you played wideout that **** was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is DolphinChris

Now do a parody of "Cleanin' Out My Closet"

 

[maralieus]

Op is drunk as a skunk. Sober up buddy.

 

[Xbrett82us]

OP has the grammar capabilities of a dyslexic first grader. We are all now substantially dumber for reading this post.

 

[Vaark]

To me it's like saying "Someone gave me Peyton Mannings phone number. I called him and left him a message but he hasn't called me back."

Why do people tweet, e-mail our use other forms to try to contact people they don't know and then expect that person to contact them back?

That actually happened to Woody Johnson.

 

[JCane]

I'm sure Mr. Tannehill was excited to hear from you.

He should be tweeting you back here shortly.