I have gone to all but 2 home games this year, and before every game I wonder if I will encounter more idiot fans. It is amazing to me how many annoying, uninformed, stupid, and classless fans attend games. The winners of today's genetic cesspool were in Section 421 today. Row 5 was fortunate enough to have a few of them.
First, we had the massive intelligence of rottentoothed Coach Sparano Jr. who was so astute that he screamed over and over again how the team should know where Ray Lewis and Ed Reed are "on every play!!!"----yet he didnt even know that there was a rule change this year for when a player is forced out of bounds as he is making the catch. I doubt the fins could benefit much from your insight there bud.
Second, also in row 5, the jilted lover........the long long haired guy who smelled like a skunk and loudly professed his love ("I LOVE YOU MY DOLPHINS!!!!") over and over and incessantly over throughout the entire game. He had to make sure that everyone knew just how proud he was--as he screamed and spit the whole time. I know he had been smoking weed, but I'm also betting that he was tripping on something because he was simply out of control.
Third, the 3 *******s in the middle of the first row of section 421.......the guys who constantly threw ice and bottle caps at those in the lower bowl. You guys are schoolyard jerks who deserve to have your ***** handed to you.
Forth, the idiot who threw the beer and water bottles from section 422 to the lower bowl. I hope you got into an accident on the way home moron.
Why is it that people can't just go to the game, act like humans, and have a good time? Is it really that difficult to act like an adult and have some class? The shocking thing was that none of this could be attributed to the team's performance as most of it was taking place when the score was tied and the game was close. People are just idiots....something I find even more distressing than this loss. I am not being judgemental or an elitist. I do not expect people to sit on their hands an d not make some noise. Scream your head off if you want; more power to you. I know that some people are casual fans who may not have as much knowledge as others.....I know that not everyone is the same......but is it really THAT necessary to go out of your way to be an obnoxious jerk? I think the sad thing is that these people dont have to try; it simply comes naturally to them.
Anyway, enough of my ranting------thanks for the season guys; you are a hell of a team and far outplayed anyone's expectations.
First, we had the massive intelligence of rottentoothed Coach Sparano Jr. who was so astute that he screamed over and over again how the team should know where Ray Lewis and Ed Reed are "on every play!!!"----yet he didnt even know that there was a rule change this year for when a player is forced out of bounds as he is making the catch. I doubt the fins could benefit much from your insight there bud.
Second, also in row 5, the jilted lover........the long long haired guy who smelled like a skunk and loudly professed his love ("I LOVE YOU MY DOLPHINS!!!!") over and over and incessantly over throughout the entire game. He had to make sure that everyone knew just how proud he was--as he screamed and spit the whole time. I know he had been smoking weed, but I'm also betting that he was tripping on something because he was simply out of control.
Third, the 3 *******s in the middle of the first row of section 421.......the guys who constantly threw ice and bottle caps at those in the lower bowl. You guys are schoolyard jerks who deserve to have your ***** handed to you.
Forth, the idiot who threw the beer and water bottles from section 422 to the lower bowl. I hope you got into an accident on the way home moron.
Why is it that people can't just go to the game, act like humans, and have a good time? Is it really that difficult to act like an adult and have some class? The shocking thing was that none of this could be attributed to the team's performance as most of it was taking place when the score was tied and the game was close. People are just idiots....something I find even more distressing than this loss. I am not being judgemental or an elitist. I do not expect people to sit on their hands an d not make some noise. Scream your head off if you want; more power to you. I know that some people are casual fans who may not have as much knowledge as others.....I know that not everyone is the same......but is it really THAT necessary to go out of your way to be an obnoxious jerk? I think the sad thing is that these people dont have to try; it simply comes naturally to them.
Anyway, enough of my ranting------thanks for the season guys; you are a hell of a team and far outplayed anyone's expectations.
