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Imagine If IRELAND Has the #1 Pick...

During the press conference he was asked about the status of his starting quarterback. Tony assured the team that Henne will be back into the starting line up. "I narrowed the source of his shoulder problem and me and my staff will work hard to make sure he is properly rehabilitated," Miami Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano said. One reporter from the Sun Sentinel did ask about what kind of plans are going to be involved.

"I managed to discuss with Chad about the importance of the proper form for the fist pump. To work that shoulder we must fist pump from 3 to 4 types of different positions. For the lateral portion of the shoulder we are going to make chad do 3 sets of 12 sitting fist pumps, standing fist pumps, and reverse fist pumps on
the side position underneath the goal line. We can't discuss these types of methods due to an undergoing patent war with a popular home workout company. I am willing to settle to do four 1 hour sessions of my future patented fist pump program," said Miami Dolphins Head coach and offensive line expert.

source: Fist Sentinel
 
Canadianfishfan said:
Imagine if Ireland is still here to use that pick...
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Amen! If they get rid of Tony but keep Ireland, then they are not really that much better off than they were last year. They BOTH had their part in this team's downfall and need to go.
 
riorebel said:
...As brilliant as he is he'd either pick a place kick holder or trade it for another Cowboy retread. I almost feel sorry for Sparano having the coach the "talent" that Ireland has signed.
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Stupid post. They both haven't done their jobs but Sparano has talent on this team, he's just not getting the most out of his players. You'll never able to convince me that Miami has the least amount of talent in the league. I know you were going for a laugh with your Ireland would pick "a place kicker holder or trade it for another Cowboy retread" but that was a fail
 
If we have the #1 pick and we pass on Luck... I'm done. I won't be able to root for another team, but I will officially walk away from watching NFL football.
 
No Brainer: Jeff will trade the pick to Jerry Jones in exchange for their #14 pick, a 3rd & 6th rounder and Tony Romo... and think he bamboozled his old boss.

Don't tell me you can't see that happening.
 
It's too close to Halloween there are already too many horror films coming out, please don't let me think about this one right now!

I still can not get the "Human Centipede" out of my head and now you want Ireland with the 1st overall pic in there.
 
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Vaark said:
No Brainer: Jeff will trade the pick to Jerry Jones in exchange for their #14 pick, a 3rd & 6th rounder and Tony Romo... and think he bamboozled his old boss.

Don't tell me you can't see that happening.
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Then the "Real Fans" will be out in masses telling us stfu we are clueless! You have to go RT at 16! You don't know football I went back and watched the tape I studied every down on Romo! The WRs RAM the wrong routes on his interceptions! Jason Garrett coaches a dated conservative offense! When he fumbled the snap on the FG the center was at fault bla bla bla!
 
Vaark said:
No Brainer: Jeff will trade the pick to Jerry Jones in exchange for their #14 pick, a 3rd & 6th rounder and Tony Romo... and think he bamboozled his old boss.

Don't tell me you can't see that happening.
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The funny thing is that Jerry Jones would probably think that he had actually been bamboozled!
 
I'd be 100% confident Ireland would make the right pick.
 
If we get the #1 pick, Andrew Luck will be a Dolphin. Ross needs a face of the franchise and will direct it.
 
"With the first pick in the 2012 NFL Draft the Miami Dolphins select Matt Kalil, offensive tackle USC"
 
If Jeff Ireland picked anyone other than Luck he will never get another job NFL becuase he surley be fired the following year. Im starting to warm up to the idea of cleaning house, but i just wonder who we would bring in.
 
dlockz said:
Im sure he will take the best DL or Ol available, thats how u build a winnning team in the trenches lol
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Don't worry. Our lineman will carry us. We will push our way to a Super Bowl!
 
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