Incognito checks into Mental Hospital

[utahphinsfan]

I heard it happened after he went to join/sit down with a group of strippers on a couch at Tootsie's and they all got up and left. Richie then threw is grip of $1's in the air, making it rain, hoping they would return. When the strippers did return however, they all proceeded to ignore him again while picking up the cash off the floor. It was a tumultuous scene of events. Which caused Richie to walk outside and get into his dented up, beater of a Ferrari. From which he drove straight to rehab after direction from his mommy.

Was this before or after JM & Richie solved there differences in a Steel cage street fight match??

 

[spiketex]

Wouldn't be ironic of Martin and Incognito ended up in the same hospital and Incognito arranged for all the other headcases to leave the lunch table Martin was sitting at.

Richie will be in a threesome with the best looking mental patient and his nurse within a week. He appreciates the prayers from Team Richie. It is not known whether J-mart has sent supportive texts to his former teammate.

BTW - Jason LaCanfora is flying to Scottsdale AZ to report on Richie and his mental health. Ted Wells will also interview the black Ferrari to better understand if Richie's garage had a culture of bullying.

 

[MP-Omnis]

Definitely neutered at least, the gene pool needs all the help it can get these days. In fact, I think sterilization would be great for a whole lot of people. "Sorry sir, you are too big of an imbecile to procreate."

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I'm pretty sure Richie has plenty of half-hispanic bastard children with all those cheap strippers/hookers.

Look out for Ricardo Clandestino in a few years.

 

[PPPP]

Pretty damn impressive that he realized he couldn't get through this without some professional help. I wish him well.

He didn't realize that. The police petitioned him to be institutionalized. Incognito didn't go because he wanted to.

 

[The Goat]

Weak. He should have been able to solve his problems like a man. With fisticuffs, if need be. Only vagines play along with locker room hijinks for months upon end, suddenly decide it isn't okay, throw everyone under the bus, and then seek treatment for mental health issues.

Since we're skipping a few details, I fixed your post.

 

[The Goat]

what next? martin coming out and admitting he is undergoing a sex change?

i saw ritchie this morning on the phoenix news. it said he had admitted bashing his ferrari and he was donating it to charity and it was the happiest day of his life.. when i saw the interviewer talking to him, i told myself that ritchie was going to be a flatliner very soon.

so many players with big issues go completely off the rails when their careers are over or appear to be. he was babbling, sentences that rattled on and made no sense. you could tell he was really struggling. you could tell the lady interviewing him new this was bad and backed off on him. she didnt bust his balls, no martin stuff and her tone changed within a minute into her interview. she felt bad for him.

so, i am glad he has taken the steps. its really amazing he hasnt killed someone or himself by now. sad really.

In all sincerity, this has been rattling around in the back of my head for a while now. For all of the stupid stuff Richie did (he's clearly unhinged and a bit sociopathic at best), he clearly feels betrayed by almost everyone, and is venting as best he can to not completely explode.

That he chose to vent on a Ferrari is truly unfortunate, but hopefully this works out for him.

 

[Mr. Day]

And this is the dude Philbin put on the leadership council…..

 

[Daytona Fin]

And this is the dude Philbin put on the leadership council…..

I think the players elected him.

 

[number1fin]

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[Mogwai]

He has issues. He's always had issues. We knew this when we signed him. We never should have signed him. Glad he's seeking help. I want him and Martin and the stink they both left completely purged from the team and let's move on.

 

[phinking]

He has issues. He's always had issues. We knew this when we signed him. We never should have signed him. Glad he's seeking help. I want him and Martin and the stink they both left completely purged from the team and let's move on.

Unfortunately there is still some stench left; Joe Philbin and Mike Pouncey.

 

[Mogwai]

Unfortunately there is still some stench left; Joe Philbin and Mike Pouncey.

Philbin's most likely gone after this year and I'm starting to think it's only a matter of time before Pouncey gets himself into trouble he can't get out of. But it all means another wasted year. We can only hope Hickey is something special and starts building for the time after the lame duck is gone.

 

[z926538]

Hopefully all these threads end up in the General NFL sooner rather than later.

Why would it go in General NFL? This entire saga is one of the only interesting things about watching the Dolphins over the last decade. "Hey Marge, what's going on? I turned on the football game and an episode of the Jerry Springer show broke out!"

 

[Gonzo]

Why would it go in General NFL? This entire saga is one of the only interesting things about watching the Dolphins over the last decade. "Hey Marge, what's going on? I turned on the football game and an episode of the Jerry Springer show broke out!"

Because as soon as they are off the team, it's no longer the Dolphins problem.

 

[z926538]

Because as soon as they are off the team, it's no longer the Dolphins problem.

It may no longer be the Dolphin's problem, but they are going to own it forever. Thank you Jeff Ireland.