ITT, We make up pretend Dolphins trades right now

[iambanned]

"Dolphins trade Cameron Wake to the Patriots for 2 3rd round picks"

You can make silly ones or serious ones, ones that you would actually want to do, or ones that would horrify you.

Entertainment, people. Entertainment.

 

[NCFINFAN13]

Ireland trades Clado for entire Bronco's offense.

 

[FinsFan74]

We trade Cameron Wake to the Patriots for Bellicheks lucky hoodie

 

[Swantoon]

Dolphins should trade Jeff Ireland for a cheese sandwich. We would still be getting the better of the deal.

 

[FinsFan74]

I'll TRADE a bag of Halloween candy for a win Thursday night

 

[iambanned]

Mmm, cheese sandwich..

 

[FinsFan74]

Dolphins should trade Jeff Ireland for a cheese sandwich. We would still be getting the better of the deal.

That's just bologna!

 

[scodoublet]

Trade Sturgis to Buffalo for a kicker who can split the uprights! LOL

 

[iambanned]

Warning: This is gonna be a bad one....

'Dolphins trade Joe Philbin for one of the Make A Wish kids. Surprisingly, Make A Wish kid outlives him'.

 

[Phins117]

Mike Wallace for Usain Bolt
LOL

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[Spesh]

"Miami Dolphins have traded their first round and second round picks to St. Louis for Jake Long"

 

[iambanned]

"Trade Sturgis to Buffalo for a kicker who can split the uprights! LOL"

I hate to say it, but exactly what I was worried about happening has totally happened. Sturgis was SO $$$$ prior to having to kick that 57 yarder vs Baltimore. That kick got him out of his groove and messed with his head and now he sucks. Still cheaper than Dan Carpenter though.

 

[Shouright]

"Jeff Ireland has traded himself for a group of people on a message board called 'Finheaven' who believe they can run the team better. Apparently Ireland has been reading the board and is convinced."

 

[Swantoon]

Let's trade shouright for kinzua.

 

[Namor]

Hell,while we are at it,we can be the pretend number one seed in the playoffs and win a pretend freaking Super Bowl.