ITT, We make up pretend Dolphins trades right now

[Zounds]

Ireland follows WV's advice and trades for Tony Gonzalez, who then immediately retires.

 

[AFCMiamiEast]

Mike Wallace and a 1st round pick to Arizona for Fitzgerald.

 

[Kencoboy]

Clabo to the Jests for Fireman Ed and one of Rex Ryan's home foot fetish videos. We then trade Fireman Ed back to the Jets for Dirty Sanchez.

 

[MiZFiT]

Dolphins trade Mike Wallace for a bag of Butter Fingers.

 

[artdnj]

wake to Jets for Tebow...


He forgot that he's not on a team anymore

 

[KTDolphins]

Trade Clabo for a bag of M & M's

 

[miamiron]

Tyson Clablow was traded today for Brian Piccolo and Rudy. Jeff Ireland said, "Both movies were good"

 

[iambanned]

lol at 'Cla-blow' (hyphen put in by me).

 

[PhinMagic]

Dolphins trade Jeff Ireland for a flaming bag of dog **** and joe Philbin is traded for a pack of bubble gum wrappers.

 

[Fins_of_Fury]

Dolphins have just executed a trade with Chicago. 2 first rounders (2014, 2015) for Brandon Marshall. Rumors are still swirling about trading Nolan Carrol and the rest of our picks for 2014 over to indy....in return? Young budding superstar Vontae Davis...Will keep you updated

 

[420DAN]

Dolphins trade Brandon Marshall for two 3rd rounders and draft egghead and Dall--, ohh wait fuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

[Archaeopteryx]

Ireland trades himself for Matt Millen. No one notices.

 

[maralieus]

Dolphins trade Jared odrick to patriots for sebastion vollmer.

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