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He's not the son of Howie,
He can't go around bragging,
About being on TV,
Like the American Dragon,
But he's stronger than an ox,
And he's bigger than King Kong,
He'll protect John Beck,
Or his name's not Jake Long,

Jake Long, for those of you who let out a cackle,
Jake Long, he's a little known offensive tackle,
Jake Long, Bill Parcells is making you rich,
So Jake Long, don't turn out like Tony Mandarich,

He's durable and sturdy,
He'll probably be All-Madden,
Even though a lot of fans,
Would pick Ryan or McFadden,
He's another Wolverine,
Who only given time,
Will be better than Jon Runyan,
On the offensive line,

Jake Long, for those of you who let out a cackle,
Jake Long, he's a little known offensive tackle,
Jake Long, Bill Parcells is making you rich,
So Jake Long, don't turn out like Tony Mandarich,

His height is 6 foot 7,
His weight is 315,
That's some reasons why Miami,
Is giving him the green,
To keep all the defenders,
Off of Beck and Josh McCown,
And to open up some holes,
For their runner Ronnie Brown,

Jake Long, for those of you who let out a cackle,
Jake Long, he's a little known offensive tackle,
Jake Long, Bill Parcells is making you rich,
So Jake Long, don't turn out like Tony Mandarich ...


(Apologies if this has already been posted. It's been around for awhile, but I just stumbled upon it today after listening to this gem: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp7X....ryanparkersongs.com/&feature=player_embedded )
 
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