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Jim Mora Sr. for coach

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His son is 3-0 and if the Dolphins are going to lose at least we can enjoy a good interview.

Famous interviews

"our offense sucks, our defense sucks, I suck.
-day before resigning as Saints coach

"Playoffs!!! Playoffs!!!"

"We can't do diddly poo"

Runner-up choice for coach. John McKay coming back from the dead. Who had the best interview quotes of all time.

"We can't win at home, we can't win on the road, and quite frankly I don't know where else to play."

When asked about his offensive execution. He said, " I'm all for it!"
 
Even though he's a baseball guy, I think this team needs to fire Wanny, hire Hal McRae for a couple of days, let him go ape**** on the players, and then bring in a real replacement coach...
 
What the H are you talking about?

Why do people insist upon recycling coaches that STINK! This guy stunk up the NFL for years just like Wanny! So we are gonna do it again? What's the point so we can go 9 and 7 for another 6 years! GET OUT OF HERE with mora that bumbling, anorexic imbecile!
 
Blow Spielman and Wannstedt out and hire Pioli and Weis. That way you weaken New England while you strengthen us.
 
Scrap said:
We need a Bill Parcells type of coach. An a-hole who gets the job done.

Yeah, but who is that guy? It isn't a description that seems to fit either Patriot coordinator well. Sad as it is, I think this team missed the boat with Coughlin and that we're going to end up with one of those Dallas style coaching misses instead of the type of guy we all seem to want...
 
Mora Sr. would be awesome. You guys forget that he made the Saints respectable (they were always the WORST team in the NFL before he got there). You forget that he made the Colts respectable.
Plus the press conferences would be a thing to die for. Here are some samples:

(in New Orleans, after a rough loss)

"We couldn't do diddly-poo offensively. We couldn't make a first down. We couldn't run the ball, we didn't try to run the ball. We couldn't complete a pass. We sucked. The second half we sucked. We couldn't stop the run. Every time they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our asses totally kicked in the second half. It was a horsesh** performance in the second half, horsesh**. I'm totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. The coaching [mumbles] .. The coaching did a horrible job, the players did a horrible job. We got our asses kicked in the second half. It sucked."

(describing a game in which the Colts turned the ball over repeatedly, including a Manning interception run back for a touchdown)

"I don't care who you play, whether it's a high-school team, a junior college team, a college team, much less an NFL team, when you turn the ball over five times, four interceptions, one for a touchdown, you ain't gonna beat anybody I just talked about.

That's pitiful. I mean, it's absolutely pitiful, to, to perform like that. PITIFUL!

One for a touchdown, three others in field position to set up touchdowns, you ain't gonna beat anybody I just talked about, anybody! Alright? And that was a disgraceful performance, in my opinion. We threw that game. We gave it away, by doing that. We gave 'em the friggin game! In my opinion that SUCKED. I mean, you can't turn the ball over five times like that. Holy crap! I don't know who the hell we think we are when we do something like that. Unbelievable.

FIVE TURNOVERS!

One of 'em... we've thrown four interceptions for touchdowns this year, that might be an NFL record. Hell, we still got six... five? Five! FIVE! We've still got six games to play, no telling what might happen! I mean, it's pitiful. It's absolutely pitiful to perform like that. If our defense hadn't played halfway decent against a great offensive football team, they might have scored SIXTY!

That's it!"

(fielding questions about the loss)

"All I know is we threw four interceptions." (pounding his hand on the podium as he begins reciting the litany of turnovers) "And fumbled once. One interception they returned for a touchdown, three others were in our end of the field where they scored points. That's all I know."

"Uh, playoffs!? Don't talk about playoffs! You kidding me? PLAYOFFS!?!? I just hope we can win a game... another game!"

"Am I emotional? You're damn right I'm emotional. I apologize."
 
Mr. Pink,

That's what I'm talking about. 0-3 with a attitude. Maybe Hal McRae could be offensive coordinator. He can't really do much worse. I also think Pete Rose should be defensive coordinator that way we know at least one person is betting on the Fins.
 
Let's cross sports and bring in former Milwaukee Brewers manager David Bristol.

"There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The two o'clock bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at five o'clock."
 
Mora Sr. says that he is a big supporter of Jay Fiedler.
 
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