unclemonty
Dolphins, Buckeyes, MMA, and hot chicks
Don't get me wrong, I still believe we will make the playoffs and have a shot at doing some damage. I just keep thinking about what could have been. First of all, thoughts on this past offseason: Our draft upsets me. Everyone is hurt!!! It makes me sick we didn't draft Anquin Boldin (especially him), Calico, Washington, or even Burleson in the second round damnit. I thought for sure we'd take a WR or OL, but no we take a LB that is on IR all year and that we didn't even need!!!!
We should have just kept D Rodgers and drafted a WR in the second. We didn't get crap for Rodgers and he's having a solid year (3rd on Saints tackles, 3 for loss, 1 int for TD). That would have left us with four solid LBs instead of three. Morlon is playing pretty solid this year and making some plays. Eddie Moore was less of a necessity than a WR or OL d@mnit and I knew this the minute we took him!!!!! Makes me mad every time I think about it!!! I mean come on BOLDIN IS FROM FLORIDA AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BEAST!!!! IF WE HAD BOLDIN AND CHAMBERS, IT'D BE A WHOLE DIFFERENT OFFENSE!!!!!!!! Then we give New England next years second for a completely worthless Taylor Whitley pick in the third. Whitley will never be good. An undrafted Yates is better than him. Wade Smith and Donald Lee were very solid choices. Jenkins is a good STer. Tolver is an unknown. Seau was a great trade. The Griese deal blew ( I was totally in favor of Griese I will admit). D Thompson hasn't panned out. Charlie Rogers, not his fault he gets no blocking. Sammy Knight was an excellent pick-up. Why we started the season with Royals I will never understand, he sucked all along. I was screaming for Andy Groom to get a shot. Turk is solid though. At least we fixed this. T-Buck was an excellent pick-up, keeps Fletcher from getting too much PT. We need to spend more money in the form of bonuses. We were 24th in total payroll!!!! Spend some dough Huzienga!!! We know you have it!!!!
Now, let me rub my Dolphin genie bottle and get THREE WISHES FOR NEXT OFFSEASON!!!!!!!!!!
The 3 things that would make me the happiest in the offseason would be:
a. DRAFT PHILIP RIVERS- He will be the next GREAT QB in the NFL, haven't seen this kind of release or accuracy since you know who. He will be the absolute steal of the draft and best QB in the NFL in a couple of years (not Eli). Do anything possible to get this guy!!!!! Do not miss a chance to get this once-in-a-decade-player!!
b. SIGN TERRELL OWENS- I know this is a pipedream, but damnit it's what I want!! If there is anyway possible we afford him, do it!! It's about time we lay out a big signing bonus and backload a contract. We were 24th in money paid out this season and it shows. The salary cap mysteriously hides the fact that several teams spent $20 million more than us this year. Open up the pocketbook Wayne, we need a PLAYMAKER!!! The cap can be seriously manipulated, and several others teams are doing it, why not us???? This guy would electrify our team opposite Chambers. Imagine Ricky, TO, Chambers, and McMike. UNSTOPPABLE!!!
c. BYE, BYE WANNY- Spielman definitely stays!!!
Now as far as coaches go. I see ten possible choices I'd be happy with: (these coach picks were NOT in order, but I have edited them to reflect my preference)
1. Bob Stoops- 1st choice for sure, brings the "O" and the guts, ready to take a shot in the NFL
2. Tom Coughlin- tough disciplinarian this team could use
5. Dennis Green- got a bum deal in Minny, solid respected coach
9. Jim Fassell- electrify our "O", would make a good fit here
7. Bill Cowher- love the chin and hard-*** attitude
4. Dave McGinnis- under-rated, doing a great job with current scrubs in Az
10. Larry Coker- winner, already in Miami, easy move
8. Romeo Crennel or Charlie Weis- Belichick students will get a shot next season, Patsies would HATE it if either came here
3. Nick Saban- d@mn fine coach, ready for NFL
6. Jim Tressel- proven winner, probably wouldn't leave though
** Just for fun. Dan Marino(at least QB coach)- another pipedream, but he is intense as hell, would be one firey coach!!!!! Dan could make Rivers his mirror image!!
GO FINS!!!!! WHIP THE COWGIRLS!!!!!!!
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We should have just kept D Rodgers and drafted a WR in the second. We didn't get crap for Rodgers and he's having a solid year (3rd on Saints tackles, 3 for loss, 1 int for TD). That would have left us with four solid LBs instead of three. Morlon is playing pretty solid this year and making some plays. Eddie Moore was less of a necessity than a WR or OL d@mnit and I knew this the minute we took him!!!!! Makes me mad every time I think about it!!! I mean come on BOLDIN IS FROM FLORIDA AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BEAST!!!! IF WE HAD BOLDIN AND CHAMBERS, IT'D BE A WHOLE DIFFERENT OFFENSE!!!!!!!! Then we give New England next years second for a completely worthless Taylor Whitley pick in the third. Whitley will never be good. An undrafted Yates is better than him. Wade Smith and Donald Lee were very solid choices. Jenkins is a good STer. Tolver is an unknown. Seau was a great trade. The Griese deal blew ( I was totally in favor of Griese I will admit). D Thompson hasn't panned out. Charlie Rogers, not his fault he gets no blocking. Sammy Knight was an excellent pick-up. Why we started the season with Royals I will never understand, he sucked all along. I was screaming for Andy Groom to get a shot. Turk is solid though. At least we fixed this. T-Buck was an excellent pick-up, keeps Fletcher from getting too much PT. We need to spend more money in the form of bonuses. We were 24th in total payroll!!!! Spend some dough Huzienga!!! We know you have it!!!!
Now, let me rub my Dolphin genie bottle and get THREE WISHES FOR NEXT OFFSEASON!!!!!!!!!!
The 3 things that would make me the happiest in the offseason would be:
a. DRAFT PHILIP RIVERS- He will be the next GREAT QB in the NFL, haven't seen this kind of release or accuracy since you know who. He will be the absolute steal of the draft and best QB in the NFL in a couple of years (not Eli). Do anything possible to get this guy!!!!! Do not miss a chance to get this once-in-a-decade-player!!
b. SIGN TERRELL OWENS- I know this is a pipedream, but damnit it's what I want!! If there is anyway possible we afford him, do it!! It's about time we lay out a big signing bonus and backload a contract. We were 24th in money paid out this season and it shows. The salary cap mysteriously hides the fact that several teams spent $20 million more than us this year. Open up the pocketbook Wayne, we need a PLAYMAKER!!! The cap can be seriously manipulated, and several others teams are doing it, why not us???? This guy would electrify our team opposite Chambers. Imagine Ricky, TO, Chambers, and McMike. UNSTOPPABLE!!!
c. BYE, BYE WANNY- Spielman definitely stays!!!
Now as far as coaches go. I see ten possible choices I'd be happy with: (these coach picks were NOT in order, but I have edited them to reflect my preference)
1. Bob Stoops- 1st choice for sure, brings the "O" and the guts, ready to take a shot in the NFL
2. Tom Coughlin- tough disciplinarian this team could use
5. Dennis Green- got a bum deal in Minny, solid respected coach
9. Jim Fassell- electrify our "O", would make a good fit here
7. Bill Cowher- love the chin and hard-*** attitude
4. Dave McGinnis- under-rated, doing a great job with current scrubs in Az
10. Larry Coker- winner, already in Miami, easy move
8. Romeo Crennel or Charlie Weis- Belichick students will get a shot next season, Patsies would HATE it if either came here
3. Nick Saban- d@mn fine coach, ready for NFL
6. Jim Tressel- proven winner, probably wouldn't leave though
** Just for fun. Dan Marino(at least QB coach)- another pipedream, but he is intense as hell, would be one firey coach!!!!! Dan could make Rivers his mirror image!!
GO FINS!!!!! WHIP THE COWGIRLS!!!!!!!
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