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Lauren Tannehill + Yoga Pants = Fins Camp MVP

Isn't it nice to know that we have a decent young QB who appears happily married and is responsible off the field. There is never a hint of drama. Lauren is an asset and seems to provide solid stable home life so he can focus on his football.
He's not out drunk and looking for a fight with his O-linemen or texting photos of his genitals to team employees (like Favre), or partying with Justin Bieber and snorting coke in Vegas (like Manziel), or shamelessly posing for the cameras because he craves attention (like RGIII), or raping girls in sleazy club mens toilets (like Roethlisberger), or partying with under-age schoolgirls and narrowly avoiding statutory rape convictions (like Sanchez), or proudly professing his purity and virginity to hide other issues like Tebow (not too many 27 year old male virgins, Tim - also not too many 47% pass completion percentage QBs in the NFL).

If your QB's biggest problem is "craving attention" and getting called a rapist because you laid wood into a woman who decided she could make a case out of it, I think you're doing fine. Maybe if Tannehill wins us 2 SB's I'll be thankful our QB is a "saint". But right now I'll take the 2 time SB winning QB with some ****ty allegations.

I like Tannehill, but he's not Ben Roethlisberger yet, and he's still got 10-15 more years (if he ends up working out) to do something stupid during his nfl career that will get spinned by the media.
 
She needs to eat a few more meals.

To please you, maybe. Otherwise that's an ignorant statement.

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Isn't it nice to know that we have a decent young QB who appears happily married and is responsible off the field. There is never a hint of drama. Lauren is an asset and seems to provide solid stable home life so he can focus on his football.
He's not out drunk and looking for a fight with his O-linemen or texting photos of his genitals to team employees (like Favre), or partying with Justin Bieber and snorting coke in Vegas (like Manziel), or shamelessly posing for the cameras because he craves attention (like RGIII), or raping girls in sleazy club mens toilets (like Roethlisberger), or partying with under-age schoolgirls and narrowly avoiding statutory rape convictions (like Sanchez), or proudly professing his purity and virginity to hide other issues like Tebow (not too many 27 year old male virgins, Tim - also not too many 47% pass completion percentage QBs in the NFL).

Well said pal

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She is average... I really don't understand the attention.

Always one of these comments in threads like this :3w:
 
I love it. Every time there is a Lauren Tannehill thread the haters start with the " She is not so hot" and "I don't get it" and "she is too skinny". That is SUCH BS! First of all the guys saying these things couldn't get a date with her if she was blind. And if by some miracle she approached them in a bar and said "Let's get it on" they wouldn't be able to get at it fast enough. I have seen her on TV, in pics and in real life. Trust me...she is hot. Every single one of you would plow it in a heartbeat. So stop the madness.
 
She was in the background of the video interview with, I forgot who, wearing that outfit. Lol. I know it doesn't help, but the pink caught my eye.

I think it was cam wake interview on the 29th
 
Can we put her camel toe at Center? It could probably snap better than the other jokers we've tried...
 
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