LOL. I giggled so much it brought tears to my eyes. It was so good, I even told my 10 year old to not tell him mom i let him read it (awesome parenting). He literally pissed himself and I mean literally. Oh man, that was so good. "boooom headshot."
BTW, typical jets fan: "damn looking back I wish we lost a few games last year like vs Miami and Arizona." Gross, wish hated division rival beat you. sad