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LMAO! DJ Gallo's Column...

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Read it!

Very Funny!

Make you laugh....



3. Cincinnati: Wide receiver Chad Johnson often stays so late at Bengals facilities that he sleeps there. Not because he's putting in extra work, though, but because he doesn't want to risk being away if a camera crew should happen to stop by.

10. Jacksonville: Jaguars wide receiver Jimmy Smith has officially supplanted Jets receiver Wayne Chrebet as the NFL's leading example of a player who has been called underrated so often that he has become overrated.

14. Carolina: After wide receiver Steve Smith "changed the diaper" on the football after scoring a touchdown last week, he went home and spiked his child.



16. Washington: Sometimes Joe Gibbs wishes Clinton Portis would dress up as Champ Bailey.



17. Minnesota: Vikings quarterback Brad Johnson, who is 37, attended Florida State so long ago that all his incarcerated Seminoles teammates have since served out their terms.
 
Dude!! You left out the best one!!!


4. Denver: To ease the symptoms of the serious ailment known as acid reflux disease he has been afflicted with, former Broncos quarterback John Elway has placed himself on a strict diet of oats, hay, carrots, apples and sugar cubes.
 
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