SkapePhin
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Anyone just see the end of Rome is Burning? Rome was talking about the QB Challange coming up and how Marino was going to be there. He said something to the effect of:
"Dan Marino? Never won a superbowl Dan marino? Doesnt he have something better to do than compete against Drew Brees by throwing outpatterns to golf carts and yelling at them when they ran the wrong route like he did his Dolphin teamates? Stick to the booth.. Hasselhoff!"
I would pay money to see it!
{Picture the following clip: http://homepage.mac.com/jdmajaris/sportsfights/iMovieTheater91.html }
Dan: You know what, youve been calling me that for the past 10 years..
Jim: 8 years actually Hasselhoff
Dan: Eh you know what let me say one thing.. you know we are sitting here right now and if you guys want to take a station break you can, but if you call me Hasselhoff to my face one more time..
Jim: I already did it twice!
Dan: You do it one more time and you better take a station break..
Jim: HASSELHOFF!
-Dan Marino flips table over sending Jim Rome flying across the room
-Kit the Knight Rider car zooms into the room running Rome over, while Pamela Anderson clad in a red swimsuit exits the vehicle and proceeds to smash her monstrous silicone implants into his face while dozens of German audience members sing ghastly David Hasselhoff pop songs
-David Hasselhoff and Dan Marino give each other high fives and ride off with Pamela Anderson while Jim Rome lays on the floor getting abused by Snowflake the Dolphin and Ray Finkle to the tune of off-key Germans singing continuing to sing Hasselhoff tunes
The End.
"Dan Marino? Never won a superbowl Dan marino? Doesnt he have something better to do than compete against Drew Brees by throwing outpatterns to golf carts and yelling at them when they ran the wrong route like he did his Dolphin teamates? Stick to the booth.. Hasselhoff!"
I would pay money to see it!
{Picture the following clip: http://homepage.mac.com/jdmajaris/sportsfights/iMovieTheater91.html }
Dan: You know what, youve been calling me that for the past 10 years..
Jim: 8 years actually Hasselhoff
Dan: Eh you know what let me say one thing.. you know we are sitting here right now and if you guys want to take a station break you can, but if you call me Hasselhoff to my face one more time..
Jim: I already did it twice!
Dan: You do it one more time and you better take a station break..
Jim: HASSELHOFF!
-Dan Marino flips table over sending Jim Rome flying across the room
-Kit the Knight Rider car zooms into the room running Rome over, while Pamela Anderson clad in a red swimsuit exits the vehicle and proceeds to smash her monstrous silicone implants into his face while dozens of German audience members sing ghastly David Hasselhoff pop songs
-David Hasselhoff and Dan Marino give each other high fives and ride off with Pamela Anderson while Jim Rome lays on the floor getting abused by Snowflake the Dolphin and Ray Finkle to the tune of off-key Germans singing continuing to sing Hasselhoff tunes
The End.