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if this was posted already i apologize..i found this on yahoo sports and thought this was pretty funny also a great article about joey porter..

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_y...slug=ms-thegameface112108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns


Two months ago in Foxborough, the Dolphins sprung the Wildcat formation on the Patriots and, with apologies to a certain interim coach in San Francisco, caught Bill Belichick and his assistants with their pants down. With the rematch coming Sunday in South Florida, here’s trippy offensive coordinator Dan Henning doing the Lou Reed thing, to the tune of “Walk On The Wild Side” (not to be confused with the book Dennis Rodman and I released in 1997).


Dolphins came from Miami F.L.A.
Hoodwinked the Pats while Brady was away
Tweaked the playbook on the plane
Snapped to Brown, and then he was QB
We says, hey Bill, take a look at the Wildcat
Said, hey Bruschi, take a look at the Wildcat
Chadwick came from out on Long Island
Got the boot cause Favre was everybody’s darling
But he never lost his pride
We decided to split him wide
Said, hey Chad, take a look at the Wildcat
Said, hey Penny, take a look at the Wildcat
And the other teams go
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?)
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?)
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?)
(Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?)
(What?)
Sparano never once gave it away
Punctuates his sentences with “hey”
Direct snap here, halfback pass there
Gillette Stadium was the place where they said
Hey babe, take a look at the Wildcat
I said, hey Bill, how you likin’ the Wildcat?
Sugar plum Ricky wore a weddin’ dress
Quit football, smoked weed and got depressed
Went to play in Toronto
You shoulda seen him grow grow grow
We said, hey Ricky, take a look at the Wildcat
I said, hey Vrabes, how you likin’ the Wildcat?
All right, huh?
Ted Ginn is just speeding away
They wished he was B Quinn on draft day
Watchin’ Cam I had to laugh
Lithium would’ve helped that staff
I said, hey Cam, take a look at the Wildcat
I said, hey Capers, take a look at the Wildcat
And the Patriots say
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?
Wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha, wha?
Wha? …
 
Is this really as a good as my Dolphins 12 Days of Christmas!?

On the ______ day of Christmas Parcells and Ireland gave to me:
1st - A competetive Dolphins football team
2nd - Ronnie Brown jukin', and.....
3rd - Jake Long pass protectin'.....
4th - Samson Satele snappin'.....
5th - Tony Sparano coachin'.....
6th - Will Allen incerceptin'.....
7th - Ted Ginn Jr. catchin'.....
8th - THE WILD CAT FORMATION!
9th - Joey Porter sackin'.....
10th - Chad Pennington passin'.....
11th - Dan Carpenter kickin'.....
12th - Ricky Williams leapin'.....
 
Is this really as a good as my Dolphins 12 Days of Christmas!?

On the ______ day of Christmas Parcells and Ireland gave to me:
1st - A competetive Dolphins football team
2nd - Ronnie Brown jukin', and.....
3rd - Jake Long pass protectin'.....
4th - Samson Satele snappin'.....
5th - Tony Sparano coachin'.....
6th - Will Allen incerceptin'.....
7th - Ted Ginn Jr. catchin'.....
8th - THE WILD CAT FORMATION!
9th - Joey Porter sackin'.....
10th - Chad Pennington passin'.....
11th - Dan Carpenter kickin'.....
12th - Ricky Williams leapin'.....

genius.
 
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