Sounds like stage 3 Rossatosis. But, we may have to make some calls and put in some research. Because if this is indeed Rossatosis, the damage could be catastrophic.
I'm sick....
Well Tony everytime I see your ugly mug in Dolphins gear I throw up in my mouth! Can we call it even?
Well, I didn't want to misdiagnose this condition and cause wide spread panic without getting a second opinion, but that's exactly what I was afraid of Dr. Dub...
It's going to be difficult to get the funding in order to back this research to come up with a cure.... or at the very least, something to administer in the short term to prevent a rapid epidemic...
It appears we may have to quarentine the infected until we can get this under control....
The only known cure is said to be a new FO and a franchise QB. But, most experts on the disease say that it isnt really a cure, but a treatment in the way it makes the dilusions of those suffering from the disease almost similar to reality itself. There hasnt been any treatment shown to help without taking these steps. Nothing seems to help those who are oblivious to what is happening.
Franchise QB, eh doc? Where would we get one of those.... they don't just grown on trees ya know?
We would likely have to spend a 1st round draft selection in order to acquire something like that.... Sparano would have no offensive lineman to mix-and-match if they went that route...
It would also require a front office that understands the critical nature of the quarterback position, and also has a clear and distinct plan to build the team around such a player...
I'm afraid the long term prognosis for these people may be more dire than we expected....
Indeed it is. Were going to have to dispense heavy doses of reality. Its a longshot, but its our only hope. Just be careful about how much medicine you give each patient. Remember, everyone reacts differently to the reality medication and some patients can become extremely aggitated. If this works, we may be able to save a few of the fortunate and there could be some civilation left by the time we can get a long term treatment in place.