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Sounds like stage 3 Rossatosis. But, we may have to make some calls and put in some research. Because if this is indeed Rossatosis, the damage could be catastrophic.



Well, I didn't want to misdiagnose this condition and cause wide spread panic without getting a second opinion, but that's exactly what I was afraid of Dr. Dub...

It's going to be difficult to get the funding in order to back this research to come up with a cure.... or at the very least, something to administer in the short term to prevent a rapid epidemic...

It appears we may have to quarentine the infected until we can get this under control....
 
Well, I didn't want to misdiagnose this condition and cause wide spread panic without getting a second opinion, but that's exactly what I was afraid of Dr. Dub...

It's going to be difficult to get the funding in order to back this research to come up with a cure.... or at the very least, something to administer in the short term to prevent a rapid epidemic...

It appears we may have to quarentine the infected until we can get this under control....

The only known cure is said to be a new FO and a franchise QB. But, most experts on the disease say that it isnt really a cure, but a treatment in the way it makes the dilusions of those suffering from the disease almost similar to reality itself. There hasnt been any treatment shown to help without taking these steps. Nothing seems to help those who are oblivious to what is happening.
 
The only known cure is said to be a new FO and a franchise QB. But, most experts on the disease say that it isnt really a cure, but a treatment in the way it makes the dilusions of those suffering from the disease almost similar to reality itself. There hasnt been any treatment shown to help without taking these steps. Nothing seems to help those who are oblivious to what is happening.


Franchise QB, eh doc? Where would we get one of those.... they don't just grow on trees ya know?


We would likely have to spend a 1st round draft selection in order to acquire something like that.... Sparano would have no offensive lineman to mix-and-match if they went that route...

It would also require a front office that understands the critical nature of the quarterback position, and also has a clear and distinct plan to build the team around such a player...

I'm afraid the long term prognosis for these people may be more dire than we expected....
 
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Franchise QB, eh doc? Where would we get one of those.... they don't just grown on trees ya know?


We would likely have to spend a 1st round draft selection in order to acquire something like that.... Sparano would have no offensive lineman to mix-and-match if they went that route...

It would also require a front office that understands the critical nature of the quarterback position, and also has a clear and distinct plan to build the team around such a player...

I'm afraid the long term prognosis for these people may be more dire than we expected....

Indeed it is. Were going to have to dispense heavy doses of reality. Its a longshot, but its our only hope. Just be careful about how much medicine you give each patient. Remember, everyone reacts differently to the reality medication and some patients can become extremely aggitated. If this works, we may be able to save a few of the fortunate and there could be some civilation left by the time we can get a long term treatment in place.
 
Indeed it is. Were going to have to dispense heavy doses of reality. Its a longshot, but its our only hope. Just be careful about how much medicine you give each patient. Remember, everyone reacts differently to the reality medication and some patients can become extremely aggitated. If this works, we may be able to save a few of the fortunate and there could be some civilation left by the time we can get a long term treatment in place.


Absolutely... I've had a few patients that had to be tranquilized by one of my assistants before I could even administer a dose of reality. However, once they were able to let the dosage take effect, they were suddenly able to think clearly on their own.... and even recognize some things going on around them that they may not have been aware of beforehand..


Never promised it would be easy though... we just do what we have to do in the best interest of the patient long term..
 
Henne better get use to playing top defenses and hearing alot of criticism being screamed from the stands. That's typically what happens when we play road games, so if he is rattled by hearing this at home he might as well hang up those cleats. Sporano needs to get over it. If he wants the fan base to support this team, he needs to field a better team. One more season of mediocre play then I feel for their egos after the season. Dolfans will be calling for everyone's heads, including Ross's and rightfully so.
 
its sick that Sparano came here and tried to build from the inside-out on both O and D, and yet he shuffles the O line like a deck of f****** cards. solidify the oline, give henne the ball and let him know you will live or die by him this season. your the f****** head coach. Yes we have s***** fans who will openly chant we want Orton when he is the clear cut No. 1 in Denver right now. as HC, he should be giving henne the confidence he needs to play lose and not have to worry about Matt friggin' Moore taking his spot.
 
If the fans were smart, they should have been chanting " We want Manning"
 
I don't like it when fans boo their own players, but to be honest, the stubbornness and ignorance shown in Tony Sparano's coaching style bothers me a lot more. Mark my words...this will still be a ground and pound team that struggled to break 16 points a game. It's Sparano's philosophy, so it doesn't matter what Brian Daboll's style is.
 
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