Tight race early on. I knew that a second round matchup with either opponent would be very tough.
Bumpus has received endorsements from:
- The Dali Lama
- Charles Manson
- the ghost of Jerry Garcia
- our Lord and savior Jesus Christ
- Budda
- WVdolphan (I'm counting on you bro...)
- South Park creators Matt and Trey
- Henry Rollins
- Clarence Thomas
- Jack Burton (of Big Trouble in Little China fame)
- General Tso (he of the tasty chicken)
- Dan Marino
- Don Shula
- The One Eyed, One Horned, Flyin' Purple People Eater
- Linda Lovelace
- Chuck Norris
- Lance Armstrong
- Paris Hilton's panties
- the Red Stripe "Hooray Beer" guy
- Doyle Brunson
- Mario Lemieux
- John (from Cincinnati)
- The Four Guys (Captain Morgan commercial)
- Captain Morgan
- Spider-Man
- Elliot Ness
- Tracy Lords
- Bob Dylan (at least I think he did ... who can tell what he said?)
- Ozzy Osbourne (see above)
- Spuds MacKenzie
- Randy Marsh
- the inventor of BEER, Wonderful BEER!
- the Tuna
- Michael Jack Schmidt (the greatest third baseman of all time!)
- the inventor of the Pet Rock
- Austin Powers
- "Double D" Denise (RDS's former assistant)
- the Crabs (RDS sponsor)
- Zeus
- Howard Stern
- Mr. Ed
- Mr. Bill (oh no!!!)
- the Jonas Brothers (they make my giny tingle)
- Kenny (before he died)
- Evgeni Malkin ("Bumpus iz good")
- Sidney ("bite me Space") Crosby
- James Dean
- every student that I've ever taught
- children everywhere
- the inventor of Free Refills
- Bender (of Futurama fame)
- Alex Trebek
- Axl Rose
- Alyssa Milano (rawr...)
- Cristopher Walken
- Stanley Kubrick
- the ghost of Jimi Hendrix
- Al Bundy
- and, the man most of us got our stroke from, the legendary Ron Jeremy.
... All of these individuals love their mothers ...
Do you?