Marino Bracket - Sweet Sixteen - The Goat vs. TheWalrus

[Bumpus]

16)

The Goat

vs.

5)

TheWalrus



Who advances to the Elite Eight? You decide.​

 

[TheWalrus]

 

[NY8123]

Wow the comparison of dicks. Sounds like a GOP debate in here!

 

[The Goat]

 

[The Goat]

[video=youtube;FqL2gkp1SAs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqL2gkp1SAs[/video]

Although, to be fair, his groupies have him covered, it seems.

Try to watch that all the way through without cracking up.

 

[The Goat]

Now, if we're done with that, we can get down to business.

And by business, I mean Scarlett Johannson.

 

[The Goat]

 

[TheWalrus]

Now, if we're done with that, we can get down to business.

And by business, I mean Scarlett Johannson.

 

[The Goat]

 

[The Goat]

So there's three AFC East fans in a bar talking about their girlfriends; a Bills fan, a Dolphins fan, and a Patriots fan. Women don't like Jets fans, so they had no representation in this joke.

The Bills fan started talking about his girlfriend. "She's kinda overweight, and difficult, but man, can that woman cook!"

"Gotta love that in a woman," said the Dolphins fan. "My girlfriend is a gorgeous blonde, and she's fun, but she's completely crazy. I never really know when she's going to completely lose it."

"I really can't complain about my girlfriend," said the Patriots fan. "She's beautiful, she cooks for me, she's smart, and she sleeps around."

The Dolphins fan and Bills fan stared at him. "Wait...she sleeps around? And you're okay with that?"

"Hey, I'm a Patriots fan," he replied. "You really I think I care about cheating?"

 

[The Goat]

Alright. *cracks knuckles*

 

[The Goat]

I need three votes. Hmmmm....

 

[The Goat]

Well, I probably shouldn't leave anything in reserves at this point:

 

[Bumpus]

Well, I probably shouldn't leave anything in reserves at this point:

 

[The Goat]

Well, the gap HAD narrowed to 2, now it's back at three again...little help?