Matt Roth Facts!

[shula_guy]

1.When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for matt roth.


2.There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Matt Roth.has allowed to live.


3.Matt Roth. does not sleep. He waits.

4.Matt Roth. is the reason why tom brady is hiding.


5.When Matt Roth. does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing a QB down.


6.Matt Roth. doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.


7.There are no races, only nfl teams of people Matt Roth. he has beaten to different shades of black and blue

8.Matt Roth's. opponets have no doors, only walls that he walks through.

9.Matt Roth.always knows the EXACT location of the poor victim unlikely enough to be holding the football.

10.Matt Roth. invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom brady invented pink.

11.Matt Roth. has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

12.There are no weapons of mass destruction in the nfl, Matt Roth. lives in miami.


13.When Matt Roth. is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.


I got the list started, please feel free to add your own!

 

[SiNaMoN]

Matt Roth invented hurricanes.

 

[FinSolari]

To Chuck Norris' surprise, he found out Matt Roth is his father.

 

[Valandui]

Matt Roth doesn't evacuate for hurricanes. They find out he's there and change course.

 

[SCLSU Mud Dogs]

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[FinSolari]

Man that picture is freaking awesome! I get chills looking at it.

 

[greasyObnoxious]

there are no opponents for Matt Roth. there is only prey

 

[MinnesotaFin]

Matt Roth = Pro Bowl

 

[Fins05:NewHope]

Matt Roth looks like Johnny Knoxville and Bill Romanowski's Love child. In fact put both of their relentless acts of NO FEAR and you would have Matt Roth.

 

[BretBowers1000]

matt roth can slam a revolving door

 

[X-Pacolypse]

- If you have five dollars, and Matt Roth has five dollars. Matt Roth has more money than you.

- Apple pays Matt Roth 99 cents to listen to a song.

- Matt Roth destroyed the periodic table, because the only element Matt Roth recognizes is the element of surprise.

- Matt Roth is the reason Waldo is hiding.

 

[Phishpunk@WCU]

If can see Matt Roth he can see you. If you can't see Matt Roth you are only seconds away from death

 

[X-Pacolypse]

- Matt Roth can divide by zero.

- When taking the SAT, write Matt Roth for every answer and you will get a perfect score.

- A picture is worth a thousand words, Matt Roth is worth a billion words.

- Matt Roth played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun, and won.

 

[X-Pacolypse]

- Chuck Norris watched Matt Roth's collegiate highlights from Iowa. Chuck Norris then cried himself to sleep.

- Matt Roth did in fact, build Rome in a day.

- Matt Roth doesn't play God. Matt Roth believes playing is for children.

- If at first you don't succeed, then you're not Matt Roth.

- The Bible's original title was: "Matt Roth and Friends."

- When Matt Roth says "more cowbell" he MEANS it.

- Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Matt Roth just needs toothpicks.

 

[dolphinator86]

Superman and Chuck Norris wear Matt Roth Pajamas

Matt Roth got his tax returns one year and sent back a picture of him crouched waiting to attack MATT ROTH HAS NEVER PAID TAXES

Matt Roth went into a Wendy's and ordered a whopper when they refused be round-housed the place so hard it turned into a KFC

Matt Roth doesnt believe in Germany

Matt Roth can kill two stones with one bird

The chief export of Matt Roth is Pain

Matt Roth once ate a 72oz steak in an hour the first 55 minutes he was having sex with his waitress

Matt Roth doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Matt Roth doesnt wear a watch he decides what time it is

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Matt Roth