Merged: Dolphins: New leader in PFT Turd Watch

[Crypt Keeper]

EVANS GIVES FINS THE TURD WATCH LEAD

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With his June 22 arrest on various charges and the disclosure of a February 10 arrest for marijuana possession and subsequent plea of no contest, former Dolphins defensive tackle Fred Evans has given the Miami Dolphins the overall lead in the PFT Turd Watch.

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It took us some time to tally the points, due to our distinction between the points assigned for felonies and misdemeanors. We've determined that two of the charges from June 22 -- battery on a police officer and resisting arrest with violence -- are felonies under Florida law, and that the other two -- disorderly conduct and trespassing -- are misdemeanors.

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Also, per media reports that Evans was hit with "multiple" counts of each of the felony charges, we've scored it for now as two counts of resisting arrest with violence and two counts of battery on a police officer. If "multiple" in this case means more than two, the number could go even higher.

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So the final tally is 38 points for Evans. Coupled with the four points racked up by Joey Porter, the Fins now have 42 points, which is one more than the 41 that have been scored by the Jags.

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The third Florida team, the Buccaneers, are in fourth place with 30 points, one behind the Titans at 31.

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Five months into our "game," only eight teams still have zero points, including the Bills, Pats, Texans, Lions, and the entire NFC East. ​

http://www.profootballtalk.com/turdwatch.htm​

 

[cnc66]

that's funny and sad at the same time.

 

[finsforce]

that's funny and sad at the same time.

We went from having a measly 4 points (Porter) to a whopping 42 points (thanks, Fred). I'm with cnc66 on this one.

 

[BennyVW]

At least we cut him...Cinci still has Chris Henry...

 

[GridIronKing34]

That's good, we're going to be known as the team with a bad attitude because of one player.

 

[Crypt Keeper]

That's good, we're going to be known as the team with a bad attitude because of one player.

One player that isn't even on the team anymore.

 

[PhinsRDbest]

What do the Dolphins get for winning this "game"?

 

[dolpns13]

Evans isnt part of the team so those points should come off

 

[RastaMan407]

According to Profootballtalk.com

We now lead the whole league in "Turd Points" due to Evans arrest at 42pts..
Since I dont have 10 post I can't post the link..

 

[finsforce]

Admin, please merge this post with the following thread:

http://www.finheaven.com/boardvb2/showthread.php?t=202143

 

[playmaker1]

:shakeno: yeah that doesn't make us look very good...

 

[nyjunc]

that's funny and sad at the same time.

look at the positives, you are in 1st place!:tongue:

 

[cnc66]

look at the positives, you are in 1st place!:tongue:

sad thing junky... I thought about that... arrrrggg

 

[retarmyfinfan]

http://www.profootballtalk.com/turdwatch.htm​

He is not on the team anymore so the points shouldnt count.

 

[McDolphins]

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Oh, no...the dumpster of pro football media has us ranked "biggest turds" in some fictitious competition that no one cares about. What ever shall we do?