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Merged: Okay, it's slow,SAY WHAT? Top 25 Miami Dolphins quotes of all time

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LOL. You've gotta admire that type of honesty! I like this one pretty well;

10. "We all figured we had it made — that these tall, beautiful women were going home with us. Then, all of a sudden, one of the fellows stood up, pointed at one of them and yelled, 'She's got a Johnson!' After that, we pretty much tore the place up. The cops were called, and it was a big incident. Apparently the club had signed up a bunch of female impersonators to work the room, but hey, it was 1972. None of us knew what a drag queen was." — Larry Csonka on a party in New Orleans in the days before Super Bowl VI
 
"D-O-N-E, Done, Done Done!
-Brandon London

One of my favorites.
 
I don't know the exact quote but "All the smart New Yorkers are Giant's fans" Jason Taylor. Is my favorite.
 
"Left tackle wasn't the reason we missed the playoffs."

Wansteadts remarks after the 2002 season and before the 2003 season.

(anyone remember in 2003 Wade Smith's giving up 3 sacks against the colts game where we missed the playoffs by one game?")

That was the moment I officially hated Wanny.
 
Anything that ever came out of Wanny's mouth made me feel like punching babies. This one was REALLY bad:

23. "What can Trent Green do that Jay can't? He's not as good an athlete. Jay will make every throw. [Green] played this year, and I don't think really helped his stock much."
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I am the coach of the Miami Dolphins, i have NO INTEREST ;) in Alabama nor any other School. The LYING SCUM bag that is Dick Saban.
 
"I guess it's kinda like when you tell a girl she's pretty when you know she's not."

Wes Welker about Nick Saban after he left. Saw it in a sports page. Not an exact quote.
 
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my favorite quotes was from Lamar Thomas

lamar was onced asked if it gets confusing having so may thomas's on the team and Lamar said " well I am the best looking Thomas because Zach looks like Fred Flinstone, Corry Thomas is just a baby and Thurman isa old enough to be my grandpa"

my other favorite quote was from Randy McMichael when he said this.
" I am the hardest working player in dolphin history I should be in canton as the top te in all of football"
no kidding he actually said that .

another quote was when Randy said "I once had to put a knot on our square headed linebacker for good measures"
 
I think Channing deserves a plug.

After he was asked if the high altitude in Denver was going to be a problem:
"Nah. I got on my roof yesterday and did some push-ups. I'm fine.

I laughed my *** off when he said that.
 
My favorite on that list:

3. "Now when I go to the bathroom I find out who my friends are." — Jake Scott after both broken hands were in casts following the 1972 season
 
Classic Quotes

sorry if this has been posted (it prob has) but these are some really good/funny quotes that summarize our history...

25. "The organization has struggled from a personnel standpoint over the years. For instance, they drafted me in the second round. ... You don't recover from those types of mistakes." — Rob Konrad on the team's questionable draft picks from 1998-2003



24. "Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great?" — Jimmy Johnson after drafting Daryl Gardener in 1996



23. "What can Trent Green do that Jay can't? He's not as good an athlete. Jay will make every throw. [Green] played this year, and I don't think really helped his stock much." — Dave Wannstedt, on why he liked quarterback Jay Fiedler over the available Trent Green in January 2001



22. "With Larry Shannon coming to our football team, by the way, he's probably a step faster than Randy Moss. So he's bigger, he's taller, he's faster." — Jimmy Johnson after passing on Moss in the 1998 draft



21. "Not bad for a guy on one ankle." — New England coach Bill Parcells, shaking hands with Dan Marino after the Dolphins quarterback threw five touchdown passes in the season opener of 1994. It was Marino's first game back from an Achilles injury.



20. "Ted Ginn and his family will give us everything they have." — Cam Cameron upon drafting Ted Ginn Jr. in 2007



19. "It's just the people in Buffalo — you have to understand that they're a whole different breed of people, a whole different breed of species." — Bryan Cox in 1993 on why he flipped his middle finger to the Buffalo crowd upon being introduced



18. "Who's he?" — Don Shula when the Jets took Ken O'Brien with the 24th pick in the 1983 draft, leaving Dan Marino for the Dolphins



17. "I'm the idiot that hired all the geniuses." — Former owner Joe Robbie after the team's fifth Super Bowl (two wins, three losses) in 1985



16. "I've never heard anything like it. It was like we were still on the field. It was that loud. We were in the locker room, what — 10, 15 minutes? — and it never stopped!" — Don Strock of the 1982 successful hook-and-ladder play just before halftime of a legendary playoff game against San Diego



15. "You're missing an earring." — Don Shula, when tight end Marv Fleming brandished a new earring at training camp in 1972 and asked Shula what he thought of it



14. "We liked a couple of those receivers up there, but we didn't feel there was a guy that was going to come in and make more of a contribution than a linebacker." — Dave Wannstedt, on why he chose Eddie Moore over Anquan Boldin in the 2003 draft



13. "Dammit! How many times have I told you?" — Jimmy Johnson, throwing a portable television at offensive coordinator Gary Stevens on the flight back from the New England playoff loss in 1997 after watching the video and seeing the Patriots had stolen the Dolphins' calls (from former scouting director Bob Ackles' autobiography, The Water Boy)



12. "I had my Gatorade shower at No. 324. When you get my age, you can't take too many of those ice-cold showers." — Don Shula on why he got a ride on his players' shoulders after victory No. 325 in Philadelphia in 1993



11. "Jason will definitely help the family's gene pool." — Zach Thomas on Jason Taylor marrying his sister, Katina



10. "We all figured we had it made — that these tall, beautiful women were going home with us. Then, all of a sudden, one of the fellows stood up, pointed at one of them and yelled, 'She's got a Johnson!' After that, we pretty much tore the place up. The cops were called, and it was a big incident. Apparently the club had signed up a bunch of female impersonators to work the room, but hey, it was 1972. None of us knew what a drag queen was." — Larry Csonka on a party in New Orleans in the days before Super Bowl VI



9. "My track record in picking people in business has been great. My track record in sports? Ehhh." — H. Wayne Huizenga in hoping he picked right with Cam Cameron and Randy Mueller in 2007



8. "Go at the rookie!" — Bernie Kosar from the sideline into the helmet headset of Dan Marino, telling him to throw the infamous "Clock Play" at New York Jets rookie Aaron Glenn



7. "Well, then I guess I have to say it: I'm not going to be the Alabama coach." — Nick Saban a few weeks before taking the Alabama job after the 2006 season



6. "The next time I see a doctor, it better be for an autopsy." — A.J. Duhe in 1984 after his fifth operation in 18 months



5. "You've got something special here." — Bob Kuechenberg to Don Shula at the first practice of Dan Marino in 1983

4. "We lose this game, I'm going to kill you!" — Nick Buoniconti on the sideline to Garo Yepremian in Super Bowl VII after the kicker threw a botched field-goal attempt into the hands of Washington's Mike Bass, who returned it for a touchdown.



3. "Now when I go to the bathroom I find out who my friends are." — Jake Scott after both broken hands were in casts following the 1972 season



2. "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken s---. Name me a great player we have besides Danny. You can't. We were No. 2 in the passing game. No. 2 in the passing game! How did we do it? With our players, you tell me, how did we do it? We have to throw. We couldn't run. And do we have a great running back? No." — offensive coordinator Gary Stevens after losing in the 1997 playoffs


1. "I think about 40 people." — Don Shula when asked after a second straight Super Bowl in 1974 who had written "Best Ever" on the blackboard in the locker room
 
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