Merged: Why we must Make Brian Schottenheimer Our New Coach

[adamprez2003]

I can bore all of you with the intellectual reasons why Brian Schottenheimer should be our new head coach. Sure he's a great schemer and game planner both pre game and in game. He can adjust his offense to fit the talent level he's given. He has lived and breathed football since the time he learned to walk, but you know what? None of that matters. T5he real reason we need to hire him is he is 33 -----the same age Don Shula was when he got his first head coaching job. There is only one way to replace the legend that was the Jaw and end the modern miasma that is the Dolphins

Through the tried and true practice of magical Karma that is the holy number 33. If you doubt me here is the magical components of the number 33

As the higher octave of the number 6, "master number" 33 is the number of compassion. It is called the Christ vibration and requires self-sacrifice, courage and unwavering commitment to reform , truth and healing. You are on a "mission", and other teachers will learn from your honesty, discipline and bravery. You are here to provide sustenance for the hungry, whether it be through food, beauty, education, ministry or medicine. Yours is the path of "savior".

http://www.numberquest.com/knowledge...path_chart.php

Pay special attention to the last line - Savior- Need I say more. Dont mess with the Second Coming, Wayne, Hire Brian now before he turns 34
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[bluehaze]

By any chance, have you been drinking tonight Adam?

 

[adamprez2003]

By any chance, have you been drinking tonight Adam?

I prefer to call it getting enlightened:cooldude:

 

[uga3406]

By any chance, have you been drinking tonight Adam?

i was going to ask the same thing ? lol or i will get one better what are you smoking over there...

 

[VanDolPhan]

And here I thought The Number 23 was the mythical number :tongue:

 

[bluehaze]

I prefer to call it getting enlightened:cooldude:

Nah it doesn't make you any lighter, just gives you a big belly, trust me, i'm living proof
:bong2: :drinkers: :happydrin :drinker: :smoker:

 

[adamprez2003]

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the Jaw: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 33.

 

[Mogwai]

I can easily refute any case that is made for the hiring of BS... He's dorky looking.

 

[califishfan]

i agree

 

[bluehaze]

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the CHIN: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 33.

Who is CHIN? I thought that was Bill Cowher?

 

[adamprez2003]

Who is CHIN? I thought that was Bill Cowher?

LOL You're right. Got Cowher on the brain

 

[Jimmy James]

LOL You're right. Got Cowher on the brain

What's the treatment for Cowher on the brain? I've never heard of that affliction.

 

[rainmaker1313]

I thought I read the Jets signed him. Am I wrong?

 

[bluehaze]

What's the treatment for Cowher on the brain? I've never heard of that affliction.

A little Bullhim applied to the Cowher will fix it right up.

 

[adamprez2003]

What's the treatment for Cowher on the brain? I've never heard of that affliction.

hopefully its vodka