Miami Dolphins All-Suck Team

[fakespike]

so the rules:
1) the player at each position had to be more or less the starter for at least two seasons.
2) no players during our expansion era, ie. before our playoff teams of the early 70's.
3) can choose 2 RB's instead of a fullback


qb: david woodley
rb: jj johnson
rb: lorenzo hampton/sammie smith (cant decide)
wr: james mcknight
wr: lamar thomas
te: troy drayton
lt:
lg:
c: seth mckinney
rg:
rt: LJ Shelton

de:eric kumerow
dt:
dt:
de: john bosa

olb: rick graf
mlb:
olb:

cb: paul lankford
cb: reggie howard
s:
s: michael stewart

 

[ih8brady]

WR should be James McKnight and CB #2 MUST be Reggie Howard. Jay Fiedler or AJ Feeley for QB

 

[Possum]

Jamar Fletcher for CB
:lol2:

 

[Arsenal WV]

AJ Feely as QB

 

[Possum]

David Boston was a waste of space at WR too.

 

[dolfan305]

ray lucas QB

 

[JT-forpresident]

samson satele ? r u out of your friggin mind ? seth mc kinney any day of the week before him

 

[thevegasphinfan]

why you picking on David Woodley? he was at least part of a super bowl team. Hima and don strock. "woodstrock"

 

[fakespike]

why you picking on David Woodley? he was at least part of a super bowl team. Hima and don strock. "woodstrock"

had a hard time picking between him and fiedler. i admit i didnt have the pleasure of watching woodley play (i turned 30 last week), his career qb rating is pretty terrible though. has to get props for helping get us to the SB, so i think its pretty close. fiedler was a good qb for about 13 games a year, and then would have 3 or 4 terrible games.


was also kinda harsh with satele i suppose, but we've been lucky to get some good C's in miami with stephenson and ruddy with some turd sprinkled in here and there. i guess mckinney did suck pretty bad though so i'll go with him.


*edit: feeley, lucas, boston etc. dont qualify according to stated rules. clearly we could put together the ultimate horror show if we listed ever bum weve employed

 

[d-day]

why you picking on David Woodley? he was at least part of a super bowl team. Hima and don strock. "woodstrock"

No doubt and there were far "suckier" players than Lamar Thomas at wide reciever. This poster probably never saw the game vs Denver in December of 1998. One of the best games I ever saw any reciever have for the Miami Dolphins.

 

[fakespike]

No doubt and there were far "suckier" players than Lamar Thomas at wide reciever. This poster probably never saw the game vs Denver in December of 1998. One of the best games I ever saw any reciever have for the Miami Dolphins.

so name one (that fits the rules of the list). i definitely remember his 3 td's that game and also now remember him being our #3 wr, disqualifying him from my own list. so who else then (that started 2 yrs)? not warfield, harris, moore, clayton, duper, fryar, ingram, (barnett yes but he never played), mcduffie, gadsden, ingram maybe (but by your standards hes off the charts with his 4tds in my namesake game), chambers..... mcknight was a good call.

 

[fakespike]

and dont forget who lamar thomas had throwing him balls that game :)

 

[Possum]

So who would coach the team? The Stache or Satan?

 

[fakespike]

maybe Satan, just to see what he coulda done with Lorenzo Hampton and JJ Johnson's "SEC Speed" :)

 

[Possum]

Having to much fun looking up past dolphin rosters, the name Kirby Dar Dar made me laugh. Just looking at some of the people we had is funny.