Miami Dolphins going nowhere until they quit being NFL’s drama kings

[DKphin]

Before Brian Flores can orchestrate the quarterbacking duet of Ryan Fitzpatrick and Josh Rosen, before he can concern himself with fixing the worst run defense in Dolphins history, before he can justify sending John Denney packing, there’s one malady he must bulldoze off the training grounds at Nova Southeastern University, preferably not stopping until reaching the Palm Beach County line.

Rey Maualuga.

Rey what?

Maualuga isn’t a Dolphin anymore. His career was cut short the night his bar-hopping wasn’t. He was last seen getting arrested at a bar at 8:30 a.m. on a day he was supposed to be practicing.

That happened less than two years ago, but there’s a good reason you probably required a refresher on that bizarre episode.

Because it blends into a wildly long laundry list of ... stuff that always surrounds this team.

Habib: Miami Dolphins going nowhere until they quit being NFL’s drama kings

If new Dolphins coach Brian Flores is to succeed, the focus has to shift to what happens on the field, not the bizarre happenings that always seem to follow this team.

www.palmbeachpost.com

 

[andyahs]

From what I've seen with Flores and Grier this is exactly what they are doing.

 

[TraderJoe]

Only a few more days until we can start talking about real football games and not nonsense like in this “article”.

 

[Crump]

Before Brian Flores can orchestrate the quarterbacking duet of Ryan Fitzpatrick and Josh Rosen, before he can concern himself with fixing the worst run defense in Dolphins history, before he can justify sending John Denney packing, there’s one malady he must bulldoze off the training grounds at Nova Southeastern University, preferably not stopping until reaching the Palm Beach County line.

Rey Maualuga.

Rey what?

Maualuga isn’t a Dolphin anymore. His career was cut short the night his bar-hopping wasn’t. He was last seen getting arrested at a bar at 8:30 a.m. on a day he was supposed to be practicing.

That happened less than two years ago, but there’s a good reason you probably required a refresher on that bizarre episode.

Because it blends into a wildly long laundry list of ... stuff that always surrounds this team.

Habib: Miami Dolphins going nowhere until they quit being NFL’s drama kings

If new Dolphins coach Brian Flores is to succeed, the focus has to shift to what happens on the field, not the bizarre happenings that always seem to follow this team.

www.palmbeachpost.com

yo @DKphin scenario 5130 was before we completely gutted the team. i need to remove it from my sig too ;-)

 

[The Goat]

Aaaaaaand there it is.

The yearly Dolphins article that makes me realize I should have gone into journalism. Because I could churn out something more relevant than that dreck after a fifth of whiskey.

 

[NCFINFAN13]

Good Lord...

 

[russianbear]

Can't read it, thankful I can't read it, and that is the dumbest title I've ever seen

 

[Rev Kev]

Oh my... ...

 

[Sarnics13]

So he suggests we should stop being the purveyors of drama, while highlighting and showcasing drama...got it :up:

 

[BigNastyFish]

DKphin -- that was not worthy of a thread IMO.

 

[Dolph N.Fan]

Lol I read the title as “until they quit playing draft kings”

 

[tay0365]

That article should go into instant nomination for biggest waste of time article ever, and a possible OMAR KELLY senseless article award.

 

[greasyObnoxious]

looks like someone missed a deadline handing in this article and didn't have the motivation to revise it

 

[royalshank]

Not reading it. Stupid.

 

[Bridgeburner]

The Raiders would like to talk to you about the drama king title