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"After we warm up before a game," Washington says in tiny type at the bottom of page 69, "I gotta take a dump. It's a huge benefit to release that gas you don't need. The facilities are beautiful. We're spoiled. If I get a good one, I know I am gonna score two touchdowns."

Which is interesting because, according to pro-football-reference.com, Washington has scored multiple TDs in the same game five times as a pro during the regular season. That includes the Dec. 2, 2007 game in Miami Gardens when he hit the Dolphins for two rushing touchdowns.
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http://blogs.sun-sentinel.com/sport...mi-dolphins-jets-rb-likes-his-alone-time.html
 
... Don't we all like a pre-game dump? If I get a green one, I know the Jets will lose.
 
Florida State baby! haha I loved that guy in college, its unfortunate he went to the Jets but i still like the guy
 
Is he good friends with Najeh Davenport? We don't need anyone to take random dumps in the stadium providing there are issues with the plumbing.
 
How do people not find this freaking hilarious? This is the funniest thing I have read all day. I mean, how often is it that professional athletes talk about their bowel movements and how it incorporates into their game plan? This is gold!!
 
thejetssuck said:
How do people not find this freaking hilarious? This is the funniest thing I have read all day. I mean, how often is it that professional athletes talk about their bowel movements and how it incorporates into their game plan? This is gold!!
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because some of us are not adolesent, immature punks who think bathroom humor is funny.......I'm not one of them however I laughed pretty hard and even called some buddies into my office to read it!
 
Southbeach 2 said:
This is FRAKIN SICK. You put up a thread labeled Miami Dolphins for the bathroom habits of a Jet.

Did Saban put you up to this, or is it just one of the DUMBEST THREADS I have ever seen? Not even worth a laugh.
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Wow, chill out man. If this pisses you off, then you must be pissed on a daily basis..?

I thought it was pretty funny. Not entirely pleasant, but funny :lol:
 
dwight howard does this before very game also
 
thejetssuck said:
How do people not find this freaking hilarious? This is the funniest thing I have read all day. I mean, how often is it that professional athletes talk about their bowel movements and how it incorporates into their game plan? This is gold!!
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Many poster talk "sheite." Few belive it's worth talking about.

You are a sick SOB, as am I. I just see this as a pathetic thread.

As you seem to differ, where should I sent the truckload of toilet tissue and flies? JK/LOL
 
Southbeach 2 said:
Many poster talk "sheite." Few belive it's worth talking about.

You are a sick SOB, as am I. I just see this as a pathetic thread.

As you seem to differ, where should I sent the truckload of toilet tissue and flies? JK/LOL
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Hahaha, to me, this is the equivalent of a QB saying, " Yeah, I run to the bathroom and rub one out before each game....really helps take the edge off!!".:chuckle:
 
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