Well, #1, you have to remember that they are really just big kids. They are younger men that are
feeling out what works for them, and will be their look.
I remember when I was in the Army, and I tried to grow a mustache. The Alpha Troop Commander, CPT Dinger
passed me once, and after the salute, he stopped me and examined my mustache.
"GoonBoss. That mustache looks like ****. Shave it off."
He wasn't my commander, actually, but you could always depend upon him for a frank assessment of your
look, ability, the weather......ANYTHING.
Turns out, he was right.