My poem for jet fans at my job

[fishfanfromjerz]

I work with far too many jet fans at work, and last week they wouldn't shut the hell up about how the jets were going to crush Miami..... So yesterday durin one of my random boredom/ down times... I came up with a poem and posted it in a common area at my
job... And it was quickly taken down.... Kinda corny, but again I was bored.....



T'was the night b4 election day
and all across NJ
the jets fans were still wearing frowns
for ted ginn was still returning kickoffs for touchdowns




Am I a poet or what?

 

[Pinkboy]

Am I a poet or what?

Or what.

 

[maralieus]

Or what.

Thats what I was gonna say. I do like any poem though that involves pissing off Jets fans.

 

[NY8123]

Or what.

and it is obvious why you have to work at your "real" job!

 

[fishfanfromjerz]

I know the poem was garbage, but it pissed off jet fans... Which was great

 

[Vaark]

Twas Sunday night at the Meadowlands
And jestfans were puking
Crying and denying
Making excuses about "fluking."

Playoff hopes now were dashed
on Ginn returns and a fumble
The team burned and crashed
Still the fatman's not humble.

 

[72champagne]

These are the words, the Jets are turds.
They try so hard, but their coach is a lard.
The Jets will never win. Don't make me say it aGINN.

 

[oasis]

Personally I like haikus:

Look at Ted Ginn run.
Dirty Sanchez is crying.
Jet fans are douches.

 

[bpackers13]

(on the toilet)
Here I sit so broken hearted,
I tried to Jets,
But only Patsied.

You likey? lol

 

[jetsattack]

(on the toilet)
Here I sit so broken hearted,
I tried to Jets,
But only Patsied.

You likey? lol

lol.....this was actually funny.

 

[#1 Fan]

as sanchez sucks on hotdogs,
ginn runs back kicks,
and everybody knows
the jets aint ****.

 

[myke1072]

You could have ended it with "From seeing the back of Ted Ginn's jersy".